No saucy Twittering allowed, say IOC rules.
In which we cast our stony gaze over the rest of today's news stories.
Because we all love the smell of bullshit in the morning.
Famous landmark to get Olympic ring ornamenture.
Sleepin'-in-the-Sunday-sun news. We round up the weekend's stories to make livin' that little bit easier for you.
And the rest of the day's news...
The website experienced problems this morning, but some sports have still managed to sell out already.
The comedian raises his political ambitions once again.
Next week's planned stoppages called off after sacked employee reinstated.
Good day for old relics: Medusa's head, Al Capone's gun, and George Michael all feature.
Watch this video of a trip to London's "kissing cousin" and win a pair of Eurostar tickets to Paris
or how Boris plans to tackle congestion.
Former (and perhaps future) mayor wants to connect parts of north London with a new tram network.
Midweek round-up, with good news for Wandsworth home buyers.
The serial tagger gets the Banksy treatment.
Young, good-looking, charismatic Portuguese takes over... but no way is it Jose.
Need a strategy for the second round of Olympic ticketing? Read this.
A pair of pumps to help you bike around the City.
And the rest of the day's news...including the chance to go up the BT Tower.
Latest YouGov data puts the incumbent seven points ahead of his rival.
How will the peace campaigner be remembered?
Monday news. Featuring tales of NIMBYism, miserliness and self-grandeur.
Coming to a Piccadilly or Bakerloo line service near you soon.... possibly.
250,000 out-of-copyright works from 1700-1870 to be digitised.
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