And, yes, the obvious pun in the headline is not lost on us.
Long forgotten subway could be re-opened as a music and events venue.
Finally...a reason to pay money to see a Carry On film.
The ancient monument to be rehoused.
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A dazzling show of medieval craftsmanship.
Are we living in Robocop or something?
It's carom, carom and more carom at this new Soho venue...
This week, there's magic, mayhem and the kinkiest commies in London.
Pop til you, erm... drop. New live pop night gets underway at The Workshop in Hoxton.
London Underground accuses Aslef of jumping the gun while talks are ongoing.
Get 'Hounded' in this thrilling game to out-smart foxes across Soho's streets.
Gigs to go to this week.
A new pop-up cinema at the Barbican.
George Formby was so last century, the ukuele is much more than music hall as this unique film shows.
Americans nervous as organisers realise they're 11,000 security guards short.
Zombie science, and whether a dragon could fly.
A historic and tragic week for London's mass cycling movement: another death, questions to the Mayor, a disappointing scheme for Elephant and a huge turnout at the Tour Du Danger.
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