But fans will adore it.
Outshines Kate Bush’s song as the best thing inspired by Brontë's novel.
What makes you you?
It'll pull you in like a tarot reader at a fairground.
Now with added Lady Gaga and Adele.
Get 2022 off to a cultural start, without leaving home.
Una Lucha Contra, freshly translated with economy and vigour.
Young Vic recreates a legendary political debate.
New take on Cabaret comes together beautifully.
A beautifully staged oceanic nightmare.
Pacy, vigorous, entrancing.
Fiery finale doused on advice of Westminster City Council.
Bring on the West End.
More A Christmas Carols than you can shake a Nutcracker at.
Panto is back for 2021 - oh yes it is!
A cinema, bingo hall and drag stage.
Every little thing this show does is magic.
Three stars for Five Years.
Thelma and Louise meets Quentin Tarantino.
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A damp squib of a show.
Front seats might get wet.
A heady, interactive show.
An overlong and underwritten fireside tale.
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