Disco balls at the ready.
If you always thought you'd do well at Eurovision, here's your chance...
One cheese from each country.
Flags at the ready.
Parties, cocktails and so much glitter.
From Italy to Sweden, via Greece.
Douze points or nul points?
Hello Malmö!
Get ready for Christmas the Italian way round at Silvio's...
"Hello! This is London calling with our scores for Friday's Alternative Eurovision."
This week's Zingers include an amorous terrorist, a very cheeky monkey and some sexy talk down on the Southbank. But what is the Zinger Of The Week?
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