Oh go on then, if we must.
A bumper month for cake fans.
Choccy heaven and a third off!
We round up the best of chocolate week.
Beat that, Lady Gaga.
Chocolate, chocolate… and more chocolate.
Beats Gaga's meat dress.
The UK's favourite themed week is back with lots of chocolate fun set for London.
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