Problems on the Jubilee Line caused by a failure on one of the decorated trains.
The Mayor's been signing pledges he doesn't know the details of.
Including Orange Prize readings, Vogon poetry, Edward Lear, Cassandra Clare and Rachel Caine.
Art and performance poetry inspired by the master of nonsense verse.
Our pick of next week's gigs, including Humphrey Ker, Austentatious, Andrew Lawrence and Frankie Boyle.
The cost of renting has risen 4.5% over the last year.
A round-up of today's other happenings
Environmentally friendly fun, and delicious food, 9-10 June.
Hear some of the third worst poetry in the universe.
In pleasanter news, the new tube map cover is a birdie drawn by Tracey Emin.
Book, poetry and spoken word events in London this week, including Mark Haddon, Hilary Mantel and Kate Summerscale.
Dodgy parking on Southampton Row makes it the most-fined London street in 2011.
The eclectic website celebrates its fifth birthday.
Our pick of this week's comedy gigs, including Ed Byrne, Simon Munnery, Richard Herring and Gemma Arrowsmith
Everyone on friendly terms, then.
Comedy clubs take on the unenviable task of providing afternoon laughter.
The Olympic torch has been lit and more of the day's news
Don't blame us if your male friends stop talking to you.
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