18 Photos That Sum Up The Mayhem (And Joy) Of London's Transport Network

Last Updated 13 November 2026

Londonist 18 Photos That Sum Up The Mayhem (And Joy) Of London's Transport Network
Spider-Man playing keyboard
Spider-Man has to make ends meet too. Image: Chris Porsz

"I vowed, after ten photography books, that would be my last! Then, quite unexpectedly, a speech by President Trump in December 2025 persuaded me otherwise and my love letter to London was born."

So explains Chris Porsz's introduction to London Calling, a joyous record of over 350 shots of the city that he is regularly compelled to travel to from his hometown of Peterborough. Children leap into puddles on Victoria Street. Union Flag boxers shorts are flaunted in front of Buckingham Palace. Billingsgate fishmongers kiss mackerels.

A guy being 'followed' by a window cleaner statue
Edgware Road. Image: Chris Porsz

One section in particular — focused on the transport network — grabbed Londonist's eye: from Tube-riding pirates to lost property office staff taking a moment to enjoy a pair of scooters, Chris' shots capture the madness — and the joy — of this ever-moving city.

We also seem to have underestimated how much dressing up goes on in London.

We'll let Chris tell us more:

A person with a blue face in a bride's dress, on the Tube
Image: Chris Porsz

I like candid photography but I often get stronger pictures by engaging in conversation with complete strangers from all over the world and hearing their fascinating stories," Chris tells Londonist. "One problem I did face at some events and transport hubs: as soon as my 'fancy camera' was spotted I would be challenged by security and police. For example, when I was trying to take an image of the wonderful Windrush Monument at Waterloo.

I couldn't help asking if they had approached the hundreds of people taking pictures with their often more powerful and discreet cameras aka a mobile! Legally there should be no problem but the interpretation by some staff has not kept up with the law or the technology. I stood out like a sore thumb.

People hanging out at the Windrush sculpture
Waterloo station. Image: Chris Porsz

Is it a myth that Londoners are unfriendly? It's hard to generalise, but I am sure the non-stop rush and stress contribute to that 'stiff upper lip' on the Tube compared to those on, say, a tram or bus stop in Newcastle. Much depended on how friendly I was, and I found the vast majority were very friendly, chatty and incredibly helpful when I got frequently and hopelessly lost.

I was also impressed by Tube staff’s knowledge and patience in response to my questions that they must get asked scores of times in a shift.

People dressed up like ABBA
King's Cross station. Image: Chris Porsz

My tips for taking photos on public transport: be respectful and ask yourself how you would feel if someone took your picture. I find an explanation and a smile goes a long way. I would also offer them a copy of their picture and say 'you may get your 15 minutes by starring in London Calling!'

All the world’s a stage and so I just wait for that character who stands out from the madding crowd.

A man at the top of the escalator with a dog
Image: Chris Porsz

I find that having a camera opens up conversations you wouldn't otherwise be having. Often I would get recommendations on places to try and meet fellow street photographers and exchange notes. On reaching the summit of the O2 on the sunset tour I took a picture of four ladies drinking champagne and on asking where they were from they replied 'Peterborough!' Frustratingly I missed a rainbow by a minute but at least I got the sunset!

A child resting on their dad's moving suitcase
Victoria station. Image: Chris Porsz

In all my years of photography my best shot has to be Greg Cosens at Oxford Circus in 2015 and it just had to go on the front cover! Greg has retired now to look after his mum in Somerset and they were both delighted with their copy.

The picture was part of an exhibition at Westminster station on the introduction of the Night Tube in 2016.

People on a packed Tube train
Image: Chris Porsz

My hometown is under an hour away and the economical, super efficient Tube and regular buses meant I could cross the capital in minutes. London is not only a very green but a walkable city too, and I roamed hundreds of miles by 'shanks' pony' which kept me fit too.

I certainly felt much safer and experienced much cleaner transport than I did, for example, in big American cities.

A young boy running around the statue
St Pancras International. Image: Chris Porsz
Men in top hats and tails striding through a stationt
Victoria station. Image: Chris Porsz
A man with long white beard at Tower Hill Tube
Image: Chris Porsz
A member of TfL staff by memorial flowers
Edgware Road Tube station on the 20th anniversary of the 7/7 bombings. Image: Chris Porsz
A couple kissing in the middle of Victoria station
Victoria station. Image: Chris Porsz
Pirates on the Tube
Image: Chris Porsz
Lost property workers playing on scooters
TfL Lost Property office, West Ham. Image: Chris Porsz
A man dressed as a knight
Waterloo station. Image: Chris Porsz
A man playing piano
St Pancras International. Image: Chris Porsz
Women in colourful clothes boarding a traint
Victoria station. Image: Chris Porsz
The book cover

London Calling by Chris Porsz