Both a violent, immensely comical take on the crudely competitive, bestial nature of men, and a parable about the triumph of truth and love over deceit, trickery and self-interest, Penelope is 85 minutes of your life you won’t regret.
From next Monday, you can sell a minute of your time to artist Brian Lobel down Brixton Village Market.
This week's on-sales include an ageing showbiz legend, reunited indie-punkers - and a bespectacled ex-tea-shop-owning vegan.
Meet Sparkadia, our musical artist of the week.
Make a funny phone call from your BT landline tomorrow and raise money for Comic Relief.
The Book of the Dead comes alive tonight in an evening of free events at the British Museum...
Double Falsehood, (or, Was It Will? to give it our preferred subtitle) comes to the New Players Theatre following a successful run at the Union earlier this year.
A world class staging of one of the greatest operas ever written.
Following last weekend's radio sit-com, the ICA goes live again with experimental music from today until Sunday.
Give a Flying Start to children all over the world with laughs at 35,000 feet courtesy of British Airways and Comic Relief.
What do white women and tampons have in common? What is long and hard on a black man? Race drama Clybourne Park ponders these questions and more.
The week ahead in literary London: festivals at the LSE and YARNfest, book swaps for grown ups and smaller people, Liz Lochhead and Andrew Motion provide a big name poetry fix, a housewarming party and a man called Zolan Quobble.
Sleigh Bells unleash a furious torrent of unidentifiable death metal during their NME Awards Show at Heaven.
The centre of Dalston...in exquisite detail.
Let the Wallace Collection transport you back in time with a "Day in the 18th Century".
It's a big week for the arty side of London. Tomorrow sees the opening three impressive new shows. Plus we bring you the dance, opera and theatre highlights for the next seven days.
The legendary Oxford Street venue is saved by Converse.
10 mg dance, 8mg theatre, 3.75 ml science: Side Effects is a performance exploring society's relationship to medicine. Can it make us feel better about what we take to feel better?
Plays about climate change are all the rage right now, it seems, and if the National’s Greenland was a little dry and statistic-heavy for your taste, you’ll be pleased to find the Royal Court’s efforts a lot more passionate and character-centred.
Keira Knightley and Elisabeth Moss make a richly talented pairing; it's a shame the play's so poor
Super Furry Animals front man Gruff Rhys plays a solo show at Cadogan Hall on 22 February.
Artist paints ultimate tabloid fodder on Southbank.
With a country music institution, an annual charity shindig at the Albert Hall, a spot of folky pop and some noisy rock, there's a gig on sale for everyone this morning.
Free eclectic music gigs for Saturday afternoons in Islington.
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