Only if he makes sparrow sandwiches.
And the DLR strike is on.
Pay packet boost.
The city in the mist.
Plus fires, falling sofas and bats.
Plus ghosts and booze in North London.
A whole ceiling's worth of art.
Hundreds of fish and eels to be relocated.
Or should you bite the bullet and buy here?
Relations between staff and management aren't good.
You get woken up 15 times a night, for a start.
Rock star's former £30 a week Mayfair pad has been restored.
Plans leaked at Guildhall dinner.
And the rest of the weekend's news.
Another two-parter from J.K. Rowling.
Double take with your double pepperoni.
It's David Furness.
Cheaper areas actually not that cheap after all.
Experts from around the world tell us.
Too often we hear about young adults, but rarely families.
Forget the big guys.
Cost of private rents to blame.
That infamously "messy and depressing" area.
Who needs the seaside?
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