Or maybe not.
iPhone app tells you the best carriage to board to make a swift exit.
Mind-bending bling musing the future of memory; and this year's DiR go thrifty.
Mayor's Thames Festival, Unlimited, Hampstead & Highgate Lit Fest, Hackney & Portobello film fests, Watch This Space finishes, The Place Prize begins and London 2012 comes to a close.
Change at Bradley Wiggins for trains to Chris Hoy.
The rest of the day's news.
What to watch, transport info and other Paralympic tips for the day.
Hendon gets a temporary and unwelcome canal.
Have a hand in making or breaking the edgy contemporary dance artists of tomorrow.
Musical comedy that's not at all twee.
The sartorial equivalent of Christmas.
See EL James, Michael Rosen, Ned Beauman, China MiƩville and more.
New tower has a Shard-on for another skyscraper.
Plan your September beer drinking with our festival guide.
Part G of our alphabetical pub crawl round London.
Minimalist portraits and paintings from a veteran of over 200 solo exhibitions.
Arty promo for the new film.
End of the line for the Underground's oldest trains.
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