2012 London Cabaret Award Winners And Losers

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2012 London Cabaret Award Winners And Losers
Audacity Chutzpah
Audacity Chutzpah
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Best Burlesque Performer nominees Fancy Chance and Kiki Kaboom
Best Burlesque Performer nominees Fancy Chance and Kiki Kaboom
Well, that's one way to keep warm.
Well, that's one way to keep warm.
Lucky Franco, circus contortionist
Lucky Franco, circus contortionist
Winner Mat Ricardo with his wife Lesley. Their first date was 20 years before the awards
Winner Mat Ricardo with his wife Lesley. Their first date was 20 years before the awards
She may have missed out on Best Host but as an award presenter, nobody did it better than Myra Dubois.
She may have missed out on Best Host but as an award presenter, nobody did it better than Myra Dubois.
Zoe Charles, winner of the Unsung Hero Award as voted for by the cabaret community.
Zoe Charles, winner of the Unsung Hero Award as voted for by the cabaret community.

So, can someone explain exactly why has it taken so long for the first ever London Cabaret Awards to be held? This particular brand of entertainment has grown exponentially in recent years both in terms of quality and quantity, something recognised by the Edinburgh Fringe who gave cabaret its own category last year. Furthermore, outside New York, there is probably nowhere better than London to discover some of the kookiest and kinkiest acts on the planet.

Organised by Excess All Areas, the awards ceremony was held on the Battersea Barge, ensuring that the night rocked in more ways than one, as a crowd packed with performers and press quaffed bubbly wine and awaited the presentations. Of course, this wouldn't be a proper awards ceremony without some controversy. The panel of judges were hardly an impartial collection - as recognised by the judges themselves - resulting in hokey cokey voting as judges abstained in categories they were professionally involved with. Amongst the finalists, we would have liked to have seen a distinct category for circus acts and/or emerging talent like Jackie Le, Lucky Franco and Stephen Williams, a firm nod to social media innovators like gentleman juggler Mat Ricardo and commie crooners EastEnd Cabaret and a vigorous headshake to Ophelia Bitz and Scottee for their unrelenting efforts to drag cabaret in new directions.

Having said that, the judges made sound choices across the board. Accepting the Speciality Act Of The Year Award, Mr Ricardo joked about his "75 years" on the circuit which started on the streets and has led to appearances on cruise ships, a TV ad, Jonathon Ross' show last weekend plus his own productions. The Unsung Hero Award went to Zoe Charles who went from setting up theatre groups to setting up her own school of burlesque teaching hundreds of students in multiple countries. The only award voted for by the public (of whom over 17,000 members made their voices heard) went to Londonist favourite Alp Haydar who, quite literally, has a new opening tonight.

Duckie deservedly received some of the loudest cheers of the night. In 2011, they celebrated their 16th straight year in style, deliberately sent their audience to sleep and gleefully vivisected capitalism at the Barbican, all while running their popular Saturday show at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern. Some of the Duckie's longstanding performers have gone beyond their cabaret roots and entered polite society, for example Christopher Green has recently been appointed the British Library's Artist In Residence and Camdenites will recognise New Jersey-born Amy Lamé as their first openly gay Mayoress.

Our favourite quotes of the evening:

  • "Cabaret is full of people who couldn’t make it into musical theatre.” We would like to see host Jamie Anderson repeat this quip to Le Gateaux Chocolat.
  • "And the award goes to...ADELE!" Rotherham's loss is London's gain as award presenter Myra Dubois tried to throw us off the scent.
  • "I want to thank my tits."Best Burlesque Performer Kiki Kaboom accepted her award in typical style while fellow nominee Fancy Chance painted her face with mascara.
  • "LOSER!" How the audience later gleefully commiserated Best Burlesque Performer nominee Audacity Chutzpah as she stood up to present an award.
  • "People believe we are a cabaret act. It’s probably safer that way." Ace ad-twisters and Best Music Based Act Bourgeois and Maurice found a way to get their own table.
  • "I'm an alcoholic and amazing." Dusty Limits gave us two possible reasons behind his Best Host win.
  • "If we have caused one solitary nightmare, our work has not been in vain." How the David Lynch-inspired Double R Club officially accepted their award via email for Best Ongoing Production.
  • "Holy fuck!" How the David Lynch-inspired Double R Club actually greeted their award on stage for Best Ongoing Production when they found out moments later across town.

All photos (c) Claire Bilyard.

Londonist attended at the invitation of Excess All Areas and presented the award for Best Speciality Act.

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Last Updated 22 February 2012