We're not kidding - tickets will soon be sold out.
No self-respecting Londoner would choose the Boat Race over this.
Goats, pancakes and penny farthings, racing each other on London's streets.
The classic to the wacky.
No ifs, no butts.
A celebration of the capital's caprine population.
Get your tickets for the gambolling Golden Guernseys now.
Londonist
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