No saucy Twittering allowed, say IOC rules.
In which we cast our stony gaze over the rest of today's news stories.
This week's Zingers has a circus feel with clowns, magicians, aerialists and a juggler.
The most riotous Shakespeare in town, lurching from urbanity to deranged, blackly comic violence.
A temporary structure beneath the A12 flyover in Hackney Wick.
Because we all love the smell of bullshit in the morning.
Here's a quick heads up about the Southbank Centre's London Literature Festival, packed with big names, starting on Thursday.
The pick of this week's gigs.
Some pretty pictures from last week's elegant automotive event.
Murals, abolitionists, gentrification, tapas and a bus garage...
Famous landmark to get Olympic ring ornamenture.
Events for people with curious minds.
A touch of the seaside on a Camden housing estate.
Planets, Bunsen burners, and Patrick Moore...knitted.
It's been 44 years since Reg Varney opened the UK's first ATM, in Enfield.
Circus, cabaret and pancake-making at Piccadilly's Cafe de Paris.
An interesting aspect of One Canada Square.
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