Hoxton's KK Outlet has commissioned these alternative commemorative plates to celebrate the impending nuptials of Wills 'n Kate.
In which penguins mix with Jack Tweed, the RMT and the Met Office. There's a joke in there somewhere.
A round-up of today's news, including David Cameron's vow to clear 'Democracy Village' in Parliament Square ahead of the Royal Wedding.
A recap of Monday's news from around town, including a Bishop bashing the Royal Wedding, and a prediction of snow for later in the week.
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