Warning: these are just awful.
Praying hard for a lump of concrete.
Bunkers, museums and memorials.
A dynamic mash-up of trad and modern.
He's All Mocked Up.
Georgian squares, cookery classes and harpsichord recitals.
Plus talks and discussions in the lead up.
Escaped monkey musicians to the Mole Man of Hackney.
"I think I must have one of the best jobs in London."
Dynamite, thunder and jet planes.
Walks, talks and workshops.
Oxide Ghosts: The Brass Eye Tapes.
Tiny trains, bling kings and a Right Royal Barrel of Cockney Monkeys.
"They talk to me without apologising first."
To the space hoppers!
Factories, tube stations, stadiums.
The first Londoners to use one were a laughing stock...
Tippoo's Tiger, the Koh-i-Noor and some sweet treats.
"I lifted it free quite easily. I held the sword aloft. Excalibur of the Thames!"
(And no you can't demolish it.)
Plant trees, go on marches or take up guerilla gardening.
Pub quizzes, deals and dancing.
Not featured: the tube.
Quarter of a million people have already signed up.
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