Santa Visits The Barbican! We're In Love With These Brutalist London Christmas Cards

Last Updated 11 November 2024

Santa Visits The Barbican! We're In Love With These Brutalist London Christmas Cards
Father Christmas flying over Centre Point
The people who can afford to live in Centre Point probably don't need a present from Santa.

There must be millions of variations of Christmas cards showing snow-dusted cottages/town houses being visited by Santa and his reindeer on Christmas Eve.

But what about all the brutalist confections? Does the man in red steer his sleigh clear of big blocks of textured concrete?

Father Christmas climbing the BT Tower
Noel Edmonds has clearly been a good boy... (made us feel a bit ill writing that tbh).

Apparently not, because Clock Tower Studios — aka Anne-Marie White — has just released a batch of brutalist cards, in which Father Christmas can be seen happily swooping over Centre Point, nipping into King's Cross's Landmark Hotel, and parking up outside the National Theatre.

Santa on a Barbican balcony
The Barbican's distinct lack of chimneys doesn't stop Santa.

"I've always loved the buildings," Anne-Marie tells Londonist "and for the Christmas cards I wanted to imagine Santa visiting them, which is why I've drawn him in the pill lift at the Standard Hotel, delivering presents on a Barbican tower building and climbing up the Post Office Tower."

Santa in a red lift going up the side of the Landmark hotel
Why use the chimney when you can use the Landmark's stylish pill lift?

We're not sure what Santa's got in his sack, but with any luck it's a lump of concrete.

Santa outside the National Theatre
Someone's getting theatre vouchers for Xmas...

Anne-Marie has also created a series of cards featuring brutalist Bradford at Christmas. Santa's levelled up, even if the Tories never did.

Santa flying over the Trellick Tower
Santa always gets the presents mixed up between residents of the Trellick and Balfron Towers.

You can buy Brutal London Christmas cards from the Clock Tower Studios website.

All images © Anne-Marie White