What's the weather going to be like at Christmas? If you're an Express reader, then you're probably preparing for ARMAGEDDON.
Every day, express.co.uk publishes UP TO SIX STORIES about the weather forecast. Each is carefully crafted to BATTER the emotions, yet also to appeal to search engines.
Here, then, are the best BRUTAL SNOW HELL CHAOS stories taken from the Express website, with capitalisation faithfully recorded. We'll leave it up to you to assess the HONESTY of each headline.
1 December
UK weather forecast: 40-day 'Arctic Bubble' set to envelope Britain triggering icy chaos
2 December
UK snow forecast: -14C Arctic blast to bring a MONTH of snow and ice as deep freeze hits
3 December
We can't decide between:
London weather forecast: Shock chart shows HUGE snowstorm hitting capital or UK snow forecast: Terrifying chart shows Britain COVERED by 17 INCHES in election blizzard
4 December
Cold weather long-range forecast: BRUTAL bone-chilling cold snap to engulf UK with -10°C
5 December
UK snow forecast: Staggering maps show HEAVY SNOW blanketing UK next week
6 December
UK snow forecast: Heavy snow to blanket UK till CHRISTMAS — storm unleashed -20°C deep freeze
7 December
UK weather forecast: Monster Storm Atiyah to unleash 2-day weather HELL — Met Office alert
8 December
UK snow forecast: worrying map reveals a FORTNIGHT of widespread heavy snow
A disgraceful headline from @Daily_Express which gives readers impression that @metoffice weather warnings are for snow, when they are for rain with a risk of flooding.
— Liam Dutton - Weatherman (@liamdutton) October 24, 2019
A click bait headline that misrepresents public safety information? Really?! Idiots. pic.twitter.com/tJtgvOsF05
9 December
UK snow forecast MAP: Hellish SNOW STORM to cause election chaos
10 December
UK weather forecast: Mammoth 70mph gales to sweep battered Britain in bitter icy chill
11 December
UK snow forecast: SHOCK chart shows heavy snow to SMASH Britain on election day
12 December
UK weather warning: FIVE Christmas storms to smash Britain - Polar blast sparks HEAVY SNOW
13 December
UK snow forecast: Charts show snow to blitz Britain as nation awaits weekend DEEP FREEZE
14 December
BBC weather forecast: Britain braces for snow as nation set to be battered by 60mph winds
15 December
UK weather forecast: Snow to BLANKET the nation, with more warnings in force for icy chaos
16 December
BBC Weather: Carol Kirkwood warns of dangerous ICE as severe weather warning issued
17 December
UK weather forecast: Horror 70mph winds to batter Britain amid icy snow blast - Met Office
18 December
UK weather CHAOS: Met Office issues FIVE severe warnings for next FOUR days
19 December
UK weather forecast: Arctic blast to batter Britain with two months of snow - new maps
20 December
UK weather warning: Ferocious ATLANTIC BOMB to crash into Britain - Met Office alert
21 December
UK snow forecast MAP: Horror 65mph SNOWSTORM to smash into UK on New Year's Eve
22 December
Saharan dust storm blocks out sun as freak weather engulfs Europe
23 December
BBC Weather: Carol Kirkwood warns of Christmas chaos as 81 flood warnings issued in UK
