Tagged in SILLINESS

10 Really Terrible Jokes About London

10 Really Terrible Jokes About London

Why did the chicken cross the North Circular Road? | By M@
Stupid Food Pop-Up Concepts That London Will Soon Invent

Stupid Food Pop-Up Concepts That London Will Soon Invent

The Hoof Cafe will give you the trots. | By M@
How To Make A Trip To The British Museum More Interesting

How To Make A Trip To The British Museum More Interesting

We relabel some key exhibits. | By M@
Wenlock And Mandeville: Where Are They Now?

Wenlock And Mandeville: Where Are They Now?

We track down the London 2012 mascots. | By M@
London Anachronisms: Timewarp Photos Of The Capital

London Anachronisms: Timewarp Photos Of The Capital

Medieval selfies and ancient wrist-watches. | By M@
London Foot Tunnel Predicts The Surface Of Pluto

London Foot Tunnel Predicts The Surface Of Pluto

Dwarf planet lurks beneath A1 in Mill Hill. | By M@
Forget The Crystal Maze: We Want To See These London Gameshows

Forget The Crystal Maze: We Want To See These London Gameshows

A Question of Penge. | By M@
A what3words Guide To London

A what3words Guide To London

Having fun with the new geolocation app. | By M@
Your Photos Of Mutant Tube Beasts

Your Photos Of Mutant Tube Beasts

Distorted images from carriage windows. | By M@
Wanted: Photographs Of Mutant Tube Beasts

Wanted: Photographs Of Mutant Tube Beasts

Have you spotted these weird creatures? | By M@
12 Predictions For London In 2015

12 Predictions For London In 2015

Our annual dose of crystal ball gazing. | By M@
Lond Of The Rings: Images Of Middle Earth In The Capital

Lond Of The Rings: Images Of Middle Earth In The Capital

We've been dicking about in Photoshop. | By M@
London's Five Weirdest Ghost Stories

London's Five Weirdest Ghost Stories

A walking statue and a phantom cock. | By M@
Wanted: London's Best Pub Chalkboards

Wanted: London's Best Pub Chalkboards

The inexorable rise of the witty scrawl. | By M@
Five London Restaurants Launching Shortly... Possibly

Five London Restaurants Launching Shortly... Possibly

We predict a concept. | By Ben Norum
How To Build Up Your Own Armed Forces In London

How To Build Up Your Own Armed Forces In London

Tanks, planes and ships just lying around. | By M@
10 Really Stupid Things To Do On The Tube

10 Really Stupid Things To Do On The Tube

How many have you done? Zero, we hope. | By M@
The Lewd Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes

The Lewd Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes

The rudest quotes from Conan Doyle. | By M@
Leave No Bear Behind Part 23: A Medley Of Misery

Leave No Bear Behind Part 23: A Medley Of Misery

Discarded bears on the streets of London. | By M@
Fun Games To Play On The Tube

Fun Games To Play On The Tube

Who needs Candy Crush when you can try out our tube games? | By Emma Brooke
Nine Things In London That Look A Bit Like Stuff From Doctor Who

Nine Things In London That Look A Bit Like Stuff From Doctor Who

A Who's Who of Who things. | By M@
Create Your Own Tube Service Announcements

Create Your Own Tube Service Announcements

Pretend you're a frustrated tube employee. | By M@
Transport From Londonist Launches Radical Tube Upgrade Plan

Transport From Londonist Launches Radical Tube Upgrade Plan

These boots were made for walking... | By Jonn
10 London Halloween Events Someone Really Should Organise

10 London Halloween Events Someone Really Should Organise

Silence of the Lamb's Conduit Street and more. | By M@
What Else Might Automatic Uploads Inadvertently Reveal?

What Else Might Automatic Uploads Inadvertently Reveal?

We're not posting the Richard Barnes pics. No way. | By Jonn
My Struggle: Jester Jacobs Captures The Tribulations Of London Life

My Struggle: Jester Jacobs Captures The Tribulations Of London Life

Ran out of olives at the farmers' market? | By M@
Five Exciting, Animal-Themed Cafes Not Yet In London

Five Exciting, Animal-Themed Cafes Not Yet In London

Pret A Badger, anyone? | By M@
Alternative Uses For The Walkie Talkie No.1

Alternative Uses For The Walkie Talkie No.1

1. Find the Well of Souls. | By M@
London Notices That Make Us A Bit Nervous

London Notices That Make Us A Bit Nervous

If you notice this notice you'll notice that this notice is not worth noticing. | By M@
Top 10 London Bars That Don't Yet Exist

Top 10 London Bars That Don't Yet Exist

But we're sure they will soon... | By M@
10 Other Ludicrous Property Listings, Coming To London Soon

10 Other Ludicrous Property Listings, Coming To London Soon

Stop whining and sleep in that hole. | By Jonn
London's Statues Caged!

London's Statues Caged!

Someone's ensnaring our sculptures. | By M@
10 Stupid, Made-Up Events Surely Coming To London Soon

10 Stupid, Made-Up Events Surely Coming To London Soon

No, you can't just watch a film. | By M@
Giant Monster Attacks On London: A Natural History

Giant Monster Attacks On London: A Natural History

Raahhhhhh!!!! | By M@
A Colour Chart For London

A Colour Chart For London

From London snot to Paddington's Duffel. | By M@
Boris Johnson And Vladimir Putin: Masters Of The Publicity Shot

Boris Johnson And Vladimir Putin: Masters Of The Publicity Shot

Anything you can do, Vlad, I can, um, you know, do sort of alright at. | By M@
Drop The Pantograph! The Hunt For London’s Obscure Train Signs

Drop The Pantograph! The Hunt For London’s Obscure Train Signs

Private Rod, emergency gap jumper...what can it all mean? | By Ruth Hargreaves
London April Fools Roundup 2013

London April Fools Roundup 2013

Helter-skelter Shard, helter-skelter Gherkin and Coalition: the Musical. | By M@
Infographic: The Secrets Of HMS Belfast

Infographic: The Secrets Of HMS Belfast

Like most infographics, we just made some shit up. | By M@
The Barons Cock Line: Alternative Names For London's Tubes

The Barons Cock Line: Alternative Names For London's Tubes

What if other Underground lines followed the naming style of the Bakerloo? | By M@
The Londonist Alphabet Game: Odd Cuts Of Meat In Trendy Restaurants

The Londonist Alphabet Game: Odd Cuts Of Meat In Trendy Restaurants

Would you...care for some glazed vole nipples? | By M@
Ten Illegal Things To Do In London

Ten Illegal Things To Do In London

Lawless duo contravene some silly rules. | By M@
Londonist Alphabet Game: Stupid Things To Do On The Cable Car

Londonist Alphabet Game: Stupid Things To Do On The Cable Car

26 things you probably shouldn't do. | By M@
The Londonist Alphabet Game: Improbable Film Sequels

The Londonist Alphabet Game: Improbable Film Sequels

Crouch End Tiger, Hendon Dragon? | By M@
The London Alphabet Game: What You'd Say To Boris In A Lift

The London Alphabet Game: What You'd Say To Boris In A Lift

An A-Z of things you might say to Boris Johnson if you were trapped in a lift together. | By M@
12 Predictions For London In 2013

12 Predictions For London In 2013

Silly shop names, the rise of the shellfish and a series of name changes for the Shard. | By M@
I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed...London

I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed...London

She's dead, of course. | By M@
London Puzzles: Taking The Biscuit

London Puzzles: Taking The Biscuit

What lies behind the obfuscating sweetmeats? | By M@
Houses Of Parliament Could Close For Five Years...Alternatives?

Houses Of Parliament Could Close For Five Years...Alternatives?

Five ideas to rehouse the Commons and Lords. | By M@
Policeman Wenlock: Amazon Reviews

Policeman Wenlock: Amazon Reviews

Olympic mascot finds a cult following... | By Janan Jay
Official Olympic Travel Advice, From Transport from Londonist

Official Olympic Travel Advice, From Transport from Londonist

Note: advice may not actually be official. | By Jonn
Alternative Tube Maps: Biblical Underground

Alternative Tube Maps: Biblical Underground

From Abrahamstead to Watflood. | By M@
Oddball Royal Statues At The Guildhall

Oddball Royal Statues At The Guildhall

Michelangelo they aint. | By M@
London's Weirdest Plaques: Carswell Prentice

London's Weirdest Plaques: Carswell Prentice

He may or may not have invented the shopping trolley. | By M@
Londoners With Slightly Unusual Middle Names

Londoners With Slightly Unusual Middle Names

Mungo, Zenon, Newbold...de Pfeffel? | By M@
11 Ways To Lose A Mayoral Election

11 Ways To Lose A Mayoral Election

What could the candidates do or say to really mess up? | By Londonist
Four Mayoral Candidates...Knitted

Four Mayoral Candidates...Knitted

Boris, Ken, Brian and Jenny will have you in stitches, even if our puns won't. | By M@
Sketch: Mayoral X Factor Slug-fest

Sketch: Mayoral X Factor Slug-fest

Ken described the election so far as an 'X Factor Slug-fest'. What would happen if it were the X Factor...? | By Andy Thornley
The Mayoral Election In Dogs

The Mayoral Election In Dogs

Woof woof. | By Jonn
London April Fools Roundup

London April Fools Roundup

Roundup of the best London gags this 1 April. | By M@