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Nell Gwyn Strips Off For The National Portrait Gallery

Delightful representation of the female form or soft porn…?

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The Saturday Strangeness

11. Spring Heeled Jack: A Chronicle of Chaos “But most of all did he dwell upon some mysterious blazing entity that shook and laughed and mocked at him.” Beyond The Wall Of Sleep – H. P. Lovecraft Supernatural? Invader from space? Prankster? Hysteria? Spring Heeled …

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The Book Grocer

Just out the Van: Don’t forget Bookslam tonight with guests including Mr. Irvene Welsh. There aren’t any more advance tickets but there should be plenty on the door. Go early to avoid disappointment. Leave early to avoid hangover. Just kidding. 6.30pm, until late, £6, Book …

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Waiter, there’s a cock in my soup

Here’s a headline you don’t see every day: Man hacks off penis in London restaurant Ouch. Maybe he only meant to leave the tip? “This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about… Everyone was …

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News From Around The Ist-A-Verse

Spring is when we get busy here in the Ist-A-Verse. Very busy. But, after staying bundled-up indoors all winter, it’s nice for us to be out, about, and collecting things to write about for you. Here’s a glimpse at what’s been keeping your favorite citybloggers …

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Lizard Woman attacks Cop with concealed, fully loaded Breast

This is our favourite assault on police story ever. The headline: Woman accused of spraying cop with breast milk The details: It is alleged she was detained for trying to steal shoes from Lizard, in Hill Street, Richmond. After being arrested for theft she sprayed …

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Friday Film News

This week – The Spartans resist Persian domination (300) and Carmen Electra shoots a British porno (I Want Candy). First up, a film that went straight to the top of the box office chart in the USA, made a hatload and has angered some Iranians, …

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Around 200 hydrogen peroxide bottles are the latest piece of evidence in the July 21 terror case A second protester, this time a BT engineer, has been found guilty of stirring up racial hatred Even the games organisers are worried over the real cost of …

Nothing beats Monday night clubbing

If you’ve seen the cute and colourful video to Annie Mac favourite and Crazy Itch Radio highlight Take Me Back To Your House, then not only will you be rejoicing at the first Basement Jaxx video in a while to not include eye-avertingly massive breasts, …

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Monday Miscellanea

This day in London’s History 1821: Caroline of Brunswick, the god-awful consort of George IV, died in Hammersmith after 25 years of farcical wedlock. It was always going to be an ill-starred pairing. Though, by all accounts, any union featuring either of these two would …