What Might A Count Binface Cabinet Look Like?

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Last Updated 10 July 2026

M@ What Might A Count Binface Cabinet Look Like?
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What if Count Binface became Prime Minister?

It could never happen, of course. (Could it?) But in a flight of trash-can fantasy, we thought we'd speculate about his potential cabinet, were he to become PM.

We've assumed that he would choose fellow bin-shaped individuals to form his Government. So we've rounded up some of London's most charismatic rubbish receptacles to put together a prospective team.

All images are by Matt Brown, except the photo of Binface (from Count Binface himself), and the background image, by jpdfive, creative commons licence.