A Bonkers Alt Tube Map Feat. Clockwork Trains And A Sedan Chair Replacement Service

Will Noble
By Will Noble Last edited 6 months ago

Last Updated 10 October 2023

A Bonkers Alt Tube Map Feat. Clockwork Trains And A Sedan Chair Replacement Service
A hand drawn map of the Metropolitan line with all kinds of crazy cartoon things going on
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Did you know there's an alternative stretch of the Metropolitan line?

Well, there is in artist Mark Cowie's head, anyway. He has previously delighted/befuddled us in equal measures, with his lost kingdom of Chesham and oddball football map of London. And now he's back with another bonkers illustrated voyage.

Cartoon of a woman in an observation car passing the countryside
Are you taking note TfL?

In his latest screwball schemings, Cowie presents us with a stretch of the Met line running from zone 8 to 9, that's home to clockwork tube trains and a sedan chair replacement service. We're totally onboard with the first class Greggs buffet — and we would also LOVE it if there really were Amtrak style observation cars, from which you could admire the rolling hills of Chesham. Are you reading this, TfL?

Cartoon of a clockwork tube train and a sedan chair replacement service
First class Greggs buffet service? Take my money.

Some of these apparent oddities are rooted in some kind of reality; TfL occasionally still runs heritage tube trains to Amersham, and some in recent years have indeed been of the steam variety. As for 'ye olde raw sewage' outlet... we'll let Thames Water explain that one.

View more of Mark Cowie's work on his website, and on Instagram as @tonyhantz and @cowiemaps.

All images © Mark Cowie