It's football, but not as we know it.
At first glance, this beautifully-drawn map by Tony Hantz — AKA Mark Cowie — is a pretty straightforward topography of the capital's plentiful pitches. All the major players are there, including Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal and Crystal Palace.
But when you drill down into the detail, things get stranger than Shteeve McClaren's momentary Dutchness.
Charlton Athletic were, according to Cowie's map, founded by Sir Bobby and Sir Jack Charlton in 1905. Phil Collins used to play for Brentford FC. 'Tottingham Hotspur' get on swimmingly with neighbouring rivals, 'The Gooners'. Hmm.
Check out more of Cowie's cartoons on his Instagram: @TonyHantz