Inspired by TV show The Great British Bake Off, we've put together a Tube Map showing all the tube, Overground, DLR, TfL Rail and Emirates Airline stations reimagined with a baking twist. Some of the suggestions came from Londonist Twitter followers, while others were cooked up by us.
We've had a few half-baked ideas in our time, but this takes the biscuit.
If you think you can improve on any of the station names, please leaven a comment below.
With thanks to all Londonist readers who contributed, plus Heather Brown, Trevor Yeomans and Christine Yeomans.
The central area, where St Paul Hollywood presides over Gooey Street and Rhubarbican Crumble.Heading out west, we find Houn Slow-cooker and Choux Gardens.The southern section of the Liquorice Line has some terrible puns.North-west London includes Rolling Pinner and a surprise inclusion for Rick Stein.Cookfaster, Yeast Finchley, Starchway... North London really does have the most groansome wordplay.The Essex borders are squashed up with stations, including Goodmaize and Elmo Cake (yes, they really exist).