- A woman who threw acid in the face of a friend is jailed for 12 years.
- The UK's first prosecutions for female genital mutilation will take place next month.
- Work begins to upgrade Battersea Dogs and Cats Home.
- Arsene Wenger to reach his thousandth game with Arsenal tomorrow.
- UCL's open letter to the Daily Mail over its obnoxious comments about scientists. The Royal Astronomical Society has also damned the rag.
- This week's London railway news.
- View from the Shard makes £5 million profit in the past year.
- Kate Bush announces 15 London dates.
- The Queen opens the Rambert dance centre on the South Bank, before launching into a graceful grand jeté over the embankment wall. Only kidding. She's more of a jive person.
- Cameron wants Boris Johnson back 'on his team' before the General Election, comparing him to a 'great striker'. This is what happened last time Boris Johnson was on someone's team as a striker:
