- Thames Water's £1 billion in deferred tax.
- Four teenagers have been arrested following a fire at a school in Chislehurst.
- JJ Abrams reluctantly moving to London to shoot Star Wars VII.
- George Galloway would "like to fight Boris Johnson" at the next mayoral election. You know, the one for which Boris says he isn't standing.
- Andrew Gilligan reiterates some good points about the state of cycling in London, only for the Standard's subs/picture desks to twist it into something about pretty female cyclists.
- Jerking off the gherkin: a lewd laser stunt.
- Streatham minicab firm has some refreshing if misguided ideas about SEO.
- Mourinho: "Call me the Happy One".