Photographer Stephen McLaren sends us this selection of pics from around town, showing the inarguable quality of royal wedding merchandise. Can you do better? Maybe you've seen Kate Middleton's likeness on a toothbrush, or a Prince William whoopee cushion. Send any naff discoveries to hello@londonist.com, or add them to our Flickr pool.
(Actually refers to Kate Moss and snooker player Willy Thorne.)You're sure to pull in these classy pants.Patriotic bonfire.Distorted prince.Never enter the Royal Box without one.Oh dear.But which is she?Pessimists.How do you like your monarch in the morning? With soldiers?Only Prince Edward spotted the Royal Laundry's unfortunately placed washing line.Royal mugshots. Screams 'class'.