Wanted: New Rat Catcher For 10 Downing Street?

Number 10 is suffering a rodent problem, according to a Press Association wire. And it's nothing to do with Danny Alexander. Rats are no respectors of exclusivity or party politics, and several have been spotted in Downing Street recently. A 'pro-cat faction' is reportedly seeking a moggy to chase off the vermin, harking back to the glory days of Humphrey - the former stray who kept both the Thatcher and Major eras free of squeaks. We'll keep you posted on developments. Or maybe we won't. It's all just silly press releases. Still, the BBC like it.