A Pane In The Buttocks?

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By M@ Last edited 93 months ago
A Pane In The Buttocks?

We'd normally avoid awful puns in the title (think of the SEO, won't somebody think of the poor SEO), but this story can be treated no other way. An alleged burglar had to be rescued by the fire brigade after his backside became lodged in a Bow window (that's 'Bow' as in the place, not the style of window...see, this story just drips with pun potential). The intrafenestrated gentleman, age 36, was freed then arrested after the occupants discovered his intruding torso at breakfast. The Guardian offers a platter of wisecracks, but fails to speculate on whether the alleged burglar was red-cheeked.

Last Updated 18 August 2010