It's the tabloid story to end all tabloid stories. Up to six police officers face disciplinary action after an 'alleged drunken orgy' in a south London pub. Several male officers (the number is uncertain although The Sun use CAPITAL LETTERS to declare it as five), a female officer and a '19-year-old civilian woman' are implicated in the incident, which supposedly took place in the toilets of the Pineapple pub in Kennington while the officers were off-duty. As if that wasn't damning enough, the Standard claim the incident was filmed by other officers on mobile phones (described as 'baying', once again by The Sun). So it seems it is OK to take pictures of the police, as long as they're waving their pork truncheons about.
If the reports are true - and the Standard appear to have got confirmation from Scotland Yard - this will be a serious embarrassment for the met. Such revelations are are a hypocritical spank on the buttocks to anyone who's ever been arrested for indecent activities in public places. The Filth, indeed.
The 19-year old civilian girl is said to be unwilling to comment, as she is off work with 'flu'.