Clarkson For Mayor?

The young: they scare us. Or the ones who want Jeremy Clarkson or Surallun to be Mayor (or PM) do, anyway. According to a survey of 16-24 year olds for the Roundhouse, 16% of respondents chose one of the shouty TV slebs as their preferred candidate. We'll leave the broadsheets to debate political alienation of youth and benefits of non-party-affiliated Mayors and instead ponder a Clarkson-run London... Piccadilly a six-lane motorway? £5k subsidies to buy Alfas? Kristin Scott-Thomas installed in Buckingham Palace? A daily two-minute vroom, where Londoners are compelled to shout "POWER" at the tops of their voices? (Image / hegarty_david)