Those of you worried about the continuing residency in London of her Madgeness, now that her marriage to Guy has gone the way of all sleb-unions, fear not: it seems Mr. Ritchie will move to their Wiltshire mansion, leaving Ms. Ciccone the Notting Hill pad. The director, who returned from filming in Paris to tell his parents the news (couldn't he just have told them to read the front page of today's Sun?), may earn up to £50m from a divorce: if there's a Lord up above, Guy'll retire on the payoff and abandon his latest film project.
Madonna To Stay A Londoner... For Now
Last Updated 15 October 2008