We wouldn't normally advocate Facebook groups, but this is one you HAVE to sign up to. You just have to. How amazing would this be?
So now Life in Cold Blood is over, and the great man has hung up his broadcasting boots for good, what better tribute than to replace the starchy, boring voice on the London Underground with the silky, enthusiastic utterances of Sir David Attenborough.
We'd finally learn what lives beneath Warren Street, hear about the mating rituals of Goldhawk Road, and who better to narrate us into the Elephant?