Extra, Extra: Surreal For No Reason Edition

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By M@ Last edited 223 months ago

Last Updated 15 November 2007

M@ Extra, Extra: Surreal For No Reason Edition
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  • Steve Rider. The last person you'd expect to be connected to a CS gas attack. Except, perhaps, Pliny the Elder.
    • Mayor plans more pedestrian areas. Thames, Serpentine to be paved over. With nougat.
  • The Thames Gateway management team are 'weak'. In other news, the 2012 Olympic Delivery Authority are 'pious'.
  • Christmas will cost us £700 each. Watch our for further expense on St Swithin's Day, which next year will set you back £12, a blancmange and three stethoscopes.

    • Image of Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament courtesy of kitone.

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