Extra, Extra

Man had up for lewd of-fence

A cloud is cast over our earlier story, as the Cutty Sark in fact now looks set for a cutty in funding.

The latest excuse for bus tardiness? Sorry, the bus got welded to the road.

Much cheered by this ridiculous tale, bus drivers elsewhere have called off a strike which was planned for Wednesday.

We’ve only had it for a week, and now we’re selling it: farewell Eurostar line….

Junior Londoners look set to break out in spots, in spite of initiatives to the contrary.

The BNP is accused of taking the piss. A curry delivery chappy has been mugged for a fiver. When asked, he said ‘he was naan to happy about it and hoped they’d get a good tikka-ing off.’ (Sorry, it’s late, Londonist is tired, and that’s the best we can do.)

Erotic fence photo care of Steffen M. Boelaars’ flickr photo stream.