Weekend Round-Up

Here’s what we’ve learnt out and about this weekend

(while you’ve been shivering indoors trying to find your thermals):

The RSPB would like us count robins this year

We’ve given up counting the number of shootings each weekend.

The police should count themselves lucky that they have apparently found Rachel Nickell’s killer at last.

Mayoral race entrants: 3 and counting as Paddick joins the fray

We’re losing count of the ins and outs of Respect poilitics

An incredibly stupid vandal should be counting his lucky stars after he got away with a caution for tagging a police car.

And here's what we think'll happen this week:

Locked out of his HQ, George Galloway will come out as a Respectful mayoral candidate instead

We'll see pictures of P. Harry with assorted unsuitable blondes. Yawn.

& pictures of Harry P. without any unsuitable blondes. Yawn.

And there'll be a dozen grossly inaccurate forecasts for Christmas sales on the highstreet.

Picture courtesy of Mr. Lerone's flickr stream. Splish splash.