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Winehouse Waxed

Good news for those of you who wish to get within touching distance of the infamous Winehouse beehive, but don’t fancy eating a knuckle sandwich for your troubles as that Glasto reveller did on Saturday: the chanteuse is to have her ever-frail physique immortalised in …

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Fortunes Waxing And Waning

Turns out Gordon Brown had bigger things to worry about than that silly waxwork distraction of a few weeks ago, where an online poll of Tussauds fans gave the PM a big clunking thumbs down. Yet it must be galling to see other world leaders …

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Brown Won’t Get Waxed

The Gordon Brown statue saga has intrigued psephologists and, er, wax-ologists for months now: would our embattled PM be given his own waxwork at Madame Tussauds, or have the curators bargained that, with the odds of his removal ever-shortening, the task of crafting those craggy …

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Brown Bruised By Commons Taunts

Our lonely PM’s glowering grimace doesn’t lend itself easily to sympathy, but it would take a heart as hard as granite (or Granita, even) not to feel for Gordon Brown’s plight. Having spent ten years waiting for the top job, in just ten months of …

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Gordon Brown: Wax On, Wax Off

The blink-or-you’ll-miss-it honeymoon that Gordon Brown enjoyed last summer seems a lifetime ago. Amidst the Northern Rock fiasco, poll drubbings by the Tories and an economy on the turn, along comes another, devastating blow to the PM’s authority: Madam Tussauds has declared that he is …