Hackney Council are at it again. Taking half arsed decisions on Banksys. Last time they completely removed a stencil of a girl in a frilly dress and gas mask from Gillett Square. This time they’ve tried to wipe out the crude phallus being painted by …
Man gets ‘stiff sentence’ for ‘accidentally’ sending people pictures of his penis. He thought it would never stand up in court. Great train robber Ronnie Biggs says his life has been wasted. Not at all. Without him, we wouldn’t have had that superlative ‘Buster’ film …
While SFist cringed at the fatal dose of crime littering the Bay Area, it found solace in Hillary Clinton’s San Francisco campaign headquarters opening, which featured loads of exposed mammary glands. In other news, SF Taxi Commission ruled that Satan’s cab must keep its (in)famous …
Ken haters do a major backtrack on election issues. Did Time Out really call Kingston a “flaccid penis”?. The Cutty sark online fundaraiser is pulling in £485 an hour! Our new PM has appointed Sir Alan to help out on business matters. And the Verve …
If people want something to look at while they are in hospital, ask them what they would rather see: a qualified nurse approaching with a fresh bedpan or a dramatic black and white photo of the local area. Neither are particularly appealing especially if you’re …
Martin Creed: he turned the lights on and off and won the Turner Prize in 2001. He crumpled a sheet of plain A4 paper into a ball and exhibited it as Work No. 88. He filmed people being sick in a pristine, anonymous white room …
Yesterday’s penis-hacker-offer has had the old boy reattached! Hooray! The inquest into Diana’s death has gone tits up Locals have stopped plans to remodel Sloane Square The Mayor has been on Arab TV asking the Palestinians to give Alan Johnson back. They will surely listen …
Here’s a headline you don’t see every day: Man hacks off penis in London restaurant Ouch. Maybe he only meant to leave the tip? “This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about… Everyone was …
Gun crime suspect was found cowering in a shed An Aboriginal leader is on his way to London to stop scientists from drilling holes into his ancestors. House of Fraser have removed a major advertising campaign after complaints that the slogans were racist. A “crippling” …
Around 200 hydrogen peroxide bottles are the latest piece of evidence in the July 21 terror case A second protester, this time a BT engineer, has been found guilty of stirring up racial hatred Even the games organisers are worried over the real cost of …
Week by week, we’ve been building up quite a collection of weird and distorted London imagery as part of our Touch Up London series. You know, the weekly slot where readers photoshop images of London, hopefully to a more impressive standard than the Tate penis …
