We know you're busy at the weekend, so we've rounded up the weekend's capital news to save you the trouble. We're nice like that.
Featuring an obscure river, a rather less obscure artist and plenty in between.
Anissa Helou talks about her new street food venture in the West End
Would that the news was as sunny as the weather today.
Chinese New Year news. You know, Londonist was set up in 2004, so that makes us a monkey.
A Sunday sunset view of the weekend's news.
News. Because it's not all about shopping out there.
London-centric news for the weekend, from shopping to protesting.
Weekend news, with a heavy South Westerly bias.
What's been happening while you've been watching whizzbangs.
Frosty Autumnal news. With added E.T.
Good news at least for Greenwich Market, Will Shakespeare and the Trekkie-verse...
That we haven't been assimilated by zombies you probably already knew. Click through for the weekend's other news stories...
Shivery Autumn weekend news.
Doom. With added gloom. And a nice new royal picture.
Chilly Autumnal weekend news.
Time to soak up the last of Summer....
Last-day-of-the-Paralympics news.
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