While some people hear London's soundtrack as a never-ending din of unearthly noise, others can make out an urban symphony — fit to be recorded for posterity.
That's the case with Tiny Concerts — a mystery composer, who's going around the various tube lines, and scoring the 'music' made by the closing doors.
Allegretto in Gb major
— Tiny Concerts (@tiny_concerts) August 10, 2019
Victoria line, London pic.twitter.com/qftGSoEqTz
We've never stopped before to appreciate the lilting tones of the Victoria line's door alarm, nor the frantic chirruping of the Piccadilly's (entitled here as Bagatelle in B Major).
Bagatelle in B major
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Piccadilly line, London pic.twitter.com/2xLqT4jiiq
Our only criticism: they've missed a trick not scoring the 'lyrics' too. Imagine what Bryn Terfel could bring to the line: 'Mind the gap between the train and the platform'. We're all aquiver just thinking about it.
Prelude in C# minor
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District line, London pic.twitter.com/eqaDlu1a15
We genuinely hope that someone from the London Symphony Orchestra gets wind of this little project, and that at next year's Proms, we're treated to a full orchestral version of these miniature masterpieces.