Things To Do Today In London: Wednesday 7 December 2016

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Things to do

Make your own Christmas jumper at The Northcote in Clapham

AUSTRALIA'S IMPRESSIONISTS: Hop over to the other side of the world and take in these gorgeous Impressionist paintings, showing landscapes bathed in light. It's opening day for this exhibition at the National Gallery. £7.50, booking recommended, 10am-6pm

CONSERVING THE FIRE: London will never forget its Great Fire, but there is a fear the evidence of its destruction will be lost. Museum of London conservator Rebecca Lang, talks about the methods of preserving the priceless proof of the past. Free, book in advance, 3pm-4pm

VIRTUAL REALITY EXHIBITION: This clever exhibition at the ICA takes a look at how virtual reality could be used as alternate method for emerging artists to exhibit. Viewers will enter a virtual reconstruction of a studio-kitchen that contains the work and hang around to chat to the artists about their work and the possible future for virtual reality. Free entry with day membership (£1), just turn up at the ICA bar, 6pm

FORBIDDEN SONGS: Music is a powerful tool of expression and opposition. Norwegian musician Moddi will perform songs that have been censored across the world, by artists including Kate Bush and Pussy Riot. The concert takes place by candlelight in the beautiful Victorian Hoxton Hall. £15, book in advance, 7pm

FLOATING CHRISTMAS CINEMA: St Katharine Docks' floating Christmas film festival continues with the winter classic, White Christmas. Watch the film snuggled under a blanket on a floating platform. £11, book in advance, 7pm-9pm

BEER AND BRATWURST: Coal House in north London celebrates its first holiday season with its Winter Warmers series. The first event highlights the best seasonal beers. Combined with the bratwurst and and the fact you're in an old coal house, you'll have the perfect escape from that winter chill. £25, book in advance, 7pm-10pm

GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW NEVER SEEN: This comedy podcast, comes from the wacky mind of Adam Riches and other top comedians. The Sword of Maximum Damage is a popular TV show, so why not check out The Pod of Maximum Damage, a fan podcast about the show. Takes place at King's Place. £7.50, book in advance, 7.30pm-8.30pm

SYLVIA TOWNSEND WARNER: Find out about the poetic works of one of Britain's most under-appreciated poets, Sylvia Townsend Warner, at the Southbank Centre. She once claimed, 'I intend to be a posthumous poet!', and her prediction has come true, finding much more success in the afterlife. Free, book in advance, 8pm

DESIGN YOUR OWN CHRISTMAS JUMPER: It's December which means Christmas jumpers are so in right now. Why not prove your dedication and go that extra mile to make your own? Take part in this workshop run by The Crafty Bunch at The Northcote in Clapham. £35, book in advance, 8pm-10.30pm

Good cause for the day

SHOWSTOPPER! IMPROVISED MUSICAL: Book in advance for this improvised musical at Shaftesbury Avenue's, Lyric Theatre. Half the proceeds head to the charity Index on Censorship, who fight all forms of censorship around the world. £50, book in advance, 12 December, 7.30pm

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FAKING IT: Gavin Turk is famed for playing with the perception of what's real. His graduate show piece was a fake blue plaque dedicated to himself. He places himself on the cover of Hello magazine and creates his own Warhols and Pollocks. He's not a new artist but this show is perfect for the post-truth era. Gavin Turk: Who, what, when, where, how and why at Newport Street Gallery, Newport Street, SE11 6AJ, free. 23 November - 19 March ★★★★★

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Lost London Walking Tour

London is a city of incredible transformation. With structural remains that date back to ancient history still in existence, this unique walking tour takes in Lost London in all its former glory. From the Titanic booking office to the graveyards of man's best friend, you'll discover the weird and wonderful places that used to exist in the capital but are now only committed to memory. Using old photographs, newspaper cuttings and stories from the past, you'll be amazed at what has largely been written out of our history books...   Get tickets

The London Cheese Crawl

Whether you’re a pre-grated cheddar sprinkler or mimolette fan, this cheesy walking tour will delight your senses. Starting off at a cheese counter in Mayfair that has been serving for more than 300 years, you'll tour the city's best dairy delights - including Fortnum & Mason, where the royals get their fix.   Get tickets

The British Museum Tour - Ideas That Made Our World

Track the journey of humanity through this tour around the British Museum. The tour aims to help you understand why the world is the way it is, and show how humans learned to question absolutely everything. Get tickets

Step on Board the Haunted Tube Express

The London Undergound is over 150 years old, and it's seen a thing or two in its time. Are you brave enough to face the ghosts of the Underground? Travel through the home of the Bank's Black Nun, learn about the elderly angel who saved a tube worker from death, and come to face to face with Farringdon's screaming spectre. Bring your oyster card and discover the hidden secrets of the Underground. You'll need to have an Oyster card or travelcard for this event. Get tickets