What we’re reading
- London Underground noise could damage hearing, says academic.
- Chris Rock enforces complete ban on mobile phones during London gigs.
- Escaping the London rent trap — by buying a canal boat.
- London firms split over TfL's decision not to renew Uber's licence in the capital.
- London braced for 'biggest protest in UK history' against Donald Trump visit.
Things to do
FABULOUS FUSED GLASS: Get creative at this workshop led by studio artist Amanda Seljubac. At the end of the session you'll be able to take home a glass panel decorated by your own fair hand. Valentines Mansion and Gardens (Ilford), £45, book ahead, 11am-2pm
PUBLIC INFORMATION FILMS: Patrick Russell from the British Film Institute (BFI) uses clips and films to illustrate the development of government filmmaking. Expect lots of black and white footage overlaid with RP accents. The National Archives, Kew, £6, book ahead, 2pm-3pm
VISION BOARD WORKSHOP: Struggling to keep those NY Resolutions? It might help if you put them to paper. The #Vision2Reality panel hopes to inspire millennials to think about your goals before letting them loose with a pair of scissors, some white card and a lot of magazines. Sama Bankside, £6, book ahead, 6pm-9.30pm
TITS & LAZERS RIDE: Exercise is somehow more bearable when it's for a good cause. This evening you can get your sweat on for charity by taking part in a 45 minute Boom Cycle ride. Proceeds go to CoppaFeel!, the breast cancer awareness charity encouraging women to check their breasts. Boom Cycle Monument, £30, book ahead, 6pm-9pm
WHERE ARE THE WRITERS OF COLOUR?: Nikesh Shukla, editor of the brilliant book The Good Immigrant discusses his plans to publish The Good Journal, which will provide a much-needed platform for British writers of colour. The British Academy, free, book ahead, 6.30pm-7.45pm
DEATH CAFE: It's the one certainty we all share, yet death isn't always the most welcome of conversation topics — unless you're at the Death Cafe, where friendly chat covers bereavement, death and dying. Blighty India Cafe (Tottenham), free, just turn up, 7pm-9pm
THE VINYL SCRATCH: Get down to this new open mic night, you might not make it onto X-Factor but there prizes to be won for the audience's favourite performer. Vinyl Cafe (Barnsbury), free, just turn up, 7pm-10pm
THE GRAPEVINE READING: Spend a chilled Tuesday evening listening to poetry and fiction readings in collaboration with Papaya Press. The Peckham Pelican, free, just turn up, 7pm-10pm
TUNED IN TO SHORTWAVE GIG: Errollyn Wallen is, among many other things, the first Black composer to have her work played at the Proms. She has composed a piece alongside Wendy Hiscocks, both of which will be performed by internationally acclaimed violinist Philippa Mo. Grab a pizza, sink into a sofa and let the soothing sounds of these classical performers wash over you. Dreamy. Shortwave Cafe (Bermondsey), £10, book ahead, 7.45pm
ONE WORLD MEDIA: From women in post-conflict Tripoli using recycling to bring communities together to transgender Muslims working at a boarding school in Indonesia, One World Media screens a series of documentary shorts by young filmmakers who received a One World Media Production Fund Grant. Bertha Dochouse (Bloomsbury), £5, book ahead, 8.30pm
Good cause of the day: Gits and Shiggles charity fundraiser
You might recognise headliner Joel Dommett from the 2016 series of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. This time he'll be competing for your laughs, not your votes at this charity fundraiser for St. Michael's Hospice in Basingstoke. The Half Moon, Putney, £8.80, book ahead, 8pm-11pm
Fun things to do with our friends and sponsor Funzing...
Learn about London's debauched, drunken and disorderly history on this tour of the sordid side of the West End. Have you heard the story of the 15ft high tsunami of beer which rushed through the streets of London? Or about London's unluckiest theatre and most morbidly-located church? This tour will take you from the Covent Garden to Somerset House, entertaining you with tales of hangmen and criminals, prostitutes and paupers and the eccentric characters of Georgian London along the way. Get tickets
Camden's known for its street art, but how much do you really know about it? Explore the street art of Camden, and learn about the people who make it from an insider. You''ll visit pieces of street art that are off the beaten track, and get an insight into their possible meaning and inspiration. This two-hour tour will enable you to see Camden in a new light. Get tickets
Visit old pubs, even older churches, hidden rivers, mysterious tunnels and more on this tour of hidden Londo. You'll hear tales of the myths and legends which made the City of London what it is today, and find out the area's links to nursery rhymes and literary figures. Get tickets
Get sorted into one of the four magical houses of Hogwarts, and go in exploration of the city’s famous filming locations on this 2-hour walking tour. You’ll meet your guide outside the Palace Theatre, where Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is showing, and set off on your journey across town - following in the footsteps of Deatheaters, visiting the inspiration for Knocturn Alley, and marvelling at the Ministry of Magic. And you better brush up on your Potter knowledge, because you can earn points for your house along the way, by taking part in trivia quizzes. The winners? You’ll find out when the tour ends at Platform 9 3/4… Get tickets