Things to do today is sponsored by The Postal Museum.
What we’re reading
- First female Bishop of London appointed.
- How London is secretly expanding an Underground station.
- Croydon police add another eight names to their 'badvent' calendar of wanted people.
- London Buses rejects PETA’s dog roast Christmas ad.
- RMT members to strike on DLR on New Year’s Eve.
Things to do
FILM SCREENING: Bring little ones along to this screening of Raymond Briggs' Father Christmas and Peter and the Wolf, accompanied by a live score from the Mozart Symphony Orchestra and actors performing the dialogue (including Brian Blessed as narrator). A treat for the eyes and ears. Cadogan Hall, £15-£30, book ahead, 1.30pm/4.30pm
SOLSTICE SHORTS: Join artists, writers and musicians as they perform at 12 locations across the UK to mark the shortest day of the year. The performances take place at (astronomical) Dusk exactly, and will overlap, so that somewhere in the ether everyone is reading/singing together. How cool is that? The London readings take place in Greenwich. West Greenwich Library, £3, book ahead, 5pm-7pm
LATE NIGHT SHOPPING: Strike up a conversation with the LRB staff and you're bound to come away with an armful of books and a list of recommended reads. Tonight you can browse with a mulled wine in hand and get 10% off any purchase you make. London Review Bookshop (Bloomsbury), free, just turn up, 6pm-8pm
COCKTAIL MASTERCLASS: If you like your coffee strong and served up in a Martini glass then make a beeline for this masterclass, where you'll whip up a classic Tia Espresso Martini plus a new mulled recipe: a heady mix of Tia Maria, Jamaican rum, amaro liqueur and cafetière coffee, infused with fragrant lemon peel and cassia bark. Yum. Chapter 72 (Bermondsey), £25, book ahead, 6pm-8pm
MIDWINTER STORYTELLING: Urban storytellers London Dreamtime invite you to swap your evening in the warm for a late night meander around the city. You'll hear tales of the Thames followed by live music from George Hoyle and a hot drink on the Battersea Barge. It'll be way more exiting than Netflix, promise. The 6.30pm walk is fully booked but an extra slot has been added. Nine Elms, free, book ahead, 5pm-7pm
Struggling to find a truly original Christmas present? Try a slice of hidden underground history.
Tickets to Mail Rail at The Postal Museum are the perfect gift that can be enjoyed by the whole family. You'll be giving a unique gift:
- A 20 minute ride through a stalactite-filled network of tunnels. These were previously used by Royal Mail to shuttle millions of letters and parcels from one end of London to the other. The ride is narrated by a former Mail Rail engineer, who worked in the tunnels for 40 years, and incorporates an impressive audio visual display that is projected onto the walls of the former Mail Rail platforms.
- Access to a Mail Rail exhibition in a former engineering depot, deep below Mount Pleasant Sorting Office in Clerkenwell.
- Access to The Postal Museum across the street, which reveals five centuries of Britain’s social history, and tells the story of the earliest social network: the post.
That's got to be better than another pair of socks or bottle of bubble bath.
Tickets cost £16 each, including a £1.50 gift aid donation. The Postal Museum and Mail Rail, Phoenix Place, WC1X 0DA. Open every day, 10am-5pm, except 24-26 December 2017.
AFFORDABLE ART GROTTO: Pick up affordable art from local Dalston artists at this modern, minimalist wine bar, which also does a mean winter spritz. Acqua7, free, just turn up, 7pm-2am
APOCALYPSE MEOW: Emma Rice, the Aussie-born cabaret queen is back with this anti-Christmas extravaganza. It promises to be both heartwrenching and hilarious. Shakespeare's Globe, £10-£35, book ahead, 7.30pm
LIVE MUSIC: Go to Cafe Oto if you're after something a little eclectic and experimental. Tonight SVS Radio are welcoming the winter solstice with a mix of ambient, acoustic and electronic sounds from Jessica Sligter and BirdWorld. Cafe Oto (Dalston Junction), £10, book ahead, 7.30pm-11pm
BEAT MEET BRIXTON: Get down to Brixton for a mixture of hip-hop, experimental beats and snazzy samples from the best of the UK/international Beat scene. Plus, projected visuals and video game tournaments will keep you occupied throughout the night. Upstairs at the Ritzy (Brixton Oval), £5, book ahead, 7.30pm-midnight
SLEAZE: After one final piss-up before you make a run for the holidays? Make it this fruity and festive cabaret night, featuring drag acts, pole dancing and plenty of prizes and maybe even a visit from the big man himself. The Bethnal Green Working Men's Club, £10/£8, book ahead/just turn up, 7.30pm-midnight
Good cause of the day: Hug for the homeless
Join volunteers as they attempt to break the world record for world's longest hug to raise awareness of homelessness in the UK. Rough sleeping in England rose by 134% between 2010 and 2016. The team need willing huggers, entertainment and hot drinks and food to keep morale high. Find out more about the hug-out here. Parliament Square, free, just turn up, 8am, until 22 December
Fun things to do with our friends and sponsor Funzing...
At 225 meters long - and the height of 9 double-decker buses - this isn't one for the faint-hearted. Are you brave enough to take on London's longest zip line? Take in spectacular views of the city skyline before zipping down one of three exhilarating wires with your mates. Get tickets
Visit old pubs, even older churches, hidden rivers, mysterious tunnels and more on this tour of hidden Londo. You'll hear tales of the myths and legends which made the City of London what it is today, and find out the area's links to nursery rhymes and literary figures. Get tickets