Things to do today is sponsored by the Old Royal Naval College.
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Things to do
GRAND TOUR: What a treat. Moor Park Mansion is a Grade I listed 17th century Palladian building and a few times a year offers tours of the incredible building set within over 300 acres of parkland just outside of the Borough of Uxbridge. Oh Mr Darcy? Are you there? Moor Park Mansion (Rickmansworth), just turn up, 10am/11am
SIGHT UNSEEN: It's the last day of this unusual collaboration between Moorfields Eye Hospital, Open Senses, and national disability charity Sense, which has produced an intriguing showcase of the work of Marcus Inniss. He's a deafblind artist who uses design and photographic art to depict life with sight loss. Moorfields Eye Hospital, free, just turn up, 10am-5pm
SOLAR POWER: Do something unusual and learn how to build an actual solar panel with Repowering London, specialists in co-producing community energy programmes with local groups in the city. Museum of London (Barbican), free, just turn up, 1pm-2pm
SOUTHGATE SAUNTER: A gate through which royal parties rode on horseback, and an area of great natural beauty, discover the stories of Southgate on a leisurely guided saunter around the area. Southgate station, £9, book ahead, 1.30pm-3pm
BOAT RACE: A fiercely competitive annual favourite returns. The Paddington Dragon Boat Regatta will begin near the new Floating Pocket Park and race the length of the Merchant Square canal to be first past the finishing line. Go along and cheer the teams on as they raise money for charity. Merchant Square (Paddington), free to watch, just turn up, 5pm-9pm
BOARD GAMING: Unleash your competitive side with an evening of board gaming, from old classics to contemporary counterparts. You're free to enjoy the museum's new PLAY exhibition, too. Freud Museum London, £8, book ahead, 6pm-9pm
TOP LAUGHS: Sit back and relax in the experienced comedy hands at Ealing Comedy Festival. Tonight's line-up includes Julian Clarey, Jo Caulfield and Alun Cochrane. Walpole Park, £20, book ahead, 6.30pm-10.30pm (festival runs until 28 July)
GIN MARE: Does a classic gin with a view sound like just the ticket? Gin Mare is a summer rooftop pop-up experience for gin lovers and view lovers, with Mediterranean food to accompany the gin. Rooftop and fifth floor, IET (Savoy Place), free entry, book ahead, 6.30pm-11pm (until 21 July)
MUSIC MAKERS: A new space at Selfridges, dubbed the Ultralounge, will be hosting musical artists on its platform, beginning with some underground rap and grime music talent from London. Your ticket includes three drinks, so have a blast. Ultralounge on LG (Selfridges), £23.70, book ahead, 7pm-10pm
See London’s Sistine Chapel up close
If you’ve not heard of the stunning Painted Hall at the Old Royal Naval College, you're missing a gem. It’s a pretty impressive place to visit, but now it’s got even more exciting; tying in with the current restoration project, you can take part in a once in a lifetime tour of the incredible painted ceilings.
See the Baroque artwork like never before — ascend a 60ft observation deck and get up-close to these masterpieces, which were created in the 1700s. You’ll need a head for heights for this one — book in while you still can.
Art review: skull made of french fries
Duo Love Jordan’s most attention grabbing artworks are their skulls made of items such as sweets and french fries — which most people tend to have a love / hate response towards. But for us, their strongest works are delicate towering assemblages made of wood and paper that are full of tiny details and look as they could fall apart with the slightest touch. Love Jordan at Woolff Gallery, 89 Charlotte Street, W1T 4PU, free. Until 27 July, free. ★★★☆☆ (Monday-Saturday) Tabish Khan
Theatre review: international surrogacy market exposed
Vivienne Franzmann’s compelling new play Bodies may not depict the brutally enforced surrogacy of The Handmaid’s Tale, but it reveals how poverty forces women from developing countries to carry babies for wealthy Westerners. Jude Christian’s balanced production shows the desperate desire to have a child at any cost when a British couple use a Russian agency which exploits poor women in unregulated India. The ethical dilemmas of this commercial transaction are given an emotional power in the lead performance by Justine Mitchell, who fantasises about having a perfect relationship with a daughter. Bodies, Royal Court Theatre Upstairs, Sloane Square, SW1W 8AS, £12‒25. Until 12 August ★★★★☆[Monday‒Saturday] Neil Dowden
Food review: provencal with a twist
Our meal begins, as perhaps every French one should, with escargots dripping in an unctuous, herby coulis. Beef tartar, spattered with a spicy dijon mustard sauce, means we're off to a bon start. For mains, Bar Boulud ups the mediterranean ante, adding fennel, cherry and al dente Carmargue rice (who knew France had its own paddy fields?) to olive-crusted lamb rump. And peach and rose harissa with grilled sea bass? If you've got a fruity enough palate, why not. It's worth pointing out the guys eating posh burgers (one, with foie gras) next to us looked extremely happy with them too. As is so often the case, dessert is the weak link; the tarte au citron crowned with meringue tastes like something you'd grab from the Sainsbury's bakery on a whim, and the baba au rhum could do the breaststroke in its own oversweet syrup. You'd let plenty of restaurants off for this, but you shouldn't have to at a Boulud. Bar Boulud, 66 Knightsbridge, SW1X 7LA. ★★★★☆ Will Noble
Good cause for the day: Run the River
Run an incredible route and raise money for Teach First by taking on the challenge of Run the River on 12 September 2017. Thousands of runners come together along the riverside paths of the Thames to take part in this race which can be run as either a 5k or a 10k. You'll pass landmarks such as the Tower of London, Tate Modern and City Hall. Teach First improves education for children living in low-income families. 12 September, £35/£60, book ahead, 7pm-9pm
Fun things to do with our friends and sponsor Funzing...
London is a city of incredible transformation. With structural remains that date back to ancient history still in existence, this unique walking tour takes in Lost London in all its former glory. From the Titanic booking office to the graveyards of man's best friend, you'll discover the weird and wonderful places that used to exist in the capital but are now only committed to memory. Using old photographs, newspaper cuttings and stories from the past, you'll be amazed at what has largely been written out of our history books... Get tickets
Take to the waters and glide about in this beginner paddleboarding session. By the end of it, you'll be standing up and paddling solo, and there's plenty of help on hand to improve your technique. Change of clothes required. Get tickets
How well do you really know London? Visit the streets that inspired Harry Potter locations and see London's most superstitious hotel. On Matt's tour you will explore hidden places and discover stories unknown to even the most knowledgeable of Londoners. Get tickets
If you've never paired ceramics and prosecco before, why on earth not? It's a match made in heaven as Sam and Diana, co-creators of 'Make Your Own', prove at their wonderfully welcoming ceramic painting workshop. Pull up a stool, don an apron and get to work on your very own mug, plate, tile, bowl or ornament. They provide the ceramics as well as a selection of patterns, and will show you exactly how to transfer designs and paint to your heart's content. It's BYO so feel free to pop the prosecco and enjoy the company of like-minded Londoners as you get stuck into your creations. Get tickets