Things To Do Today In London: Thursday 16 February 2017

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HALF TERM: Running out of ways to keep children entertained? We’ve got it covered, from family-friendly exhibitions, theatre shows for little ones, places to let off steam, rainy day ideas and restaurants kids'll love — check out our half term guide.

PIZZA LOVE: Pizza restaurant Voodoo Ray's in Camden is teaming up with Camden Market pop up Ink on Thursday night. It's £20 for a 22" pizza (we'd suggest bringing a couple of friends to help out...), book a table, noon-10pm

HISTORY WALK: Explore the history of City Road on this guided walk. Hear about a building that made gin, streets that have starred in films, and the world's oldest eye hospital. Angel tube station, £12/£9, book ahead, 3pm-5pm

NATURE: Get a new perspective of man's relationship with nature in this audio described tour of Wellcome Collection's Making Nature exhibition. Wellcome Collection, free, book ahead, 6pm-7pm

CUTTY SARK KIDS: Get the little ones learning with STEAMFest at Cutty Sark. Kids will learn about the science of sailing ships, and have the chance to build a giant one out of unlikely materials — all the while learning about the Cutty Sark. Cutty Sark, free with admission, book ahead, 11.30am-3.45pm [until 18 February]

Collage your own album cover with Drink, Shop & Do on Thursday.

GET CRAFTY: Create the album cover you want on Thursday with Now That's What I Call: Collage! at Drink, Shop & Do. Put your collaging skills to the test and be 'number one' on the charts. Drink, Shop & Do, free when you buy a drink, just turn up, 7pm

SOUTHWARK STORY: Discover the history of Southwark and the cathedral that at its heart. From Roman settlement, to the Medieval era and the founding of St Thomas's Hospital, explore the area's rich and scandalous history. Southwark Cathedral, £7, book ahead, 7pm-9pm

UNDER THE SEA: Live out your Little Mermaid fantasies at the Oceans Festival. Try scuba diving in the indoor dive pool, hear from expert speakers, and get up close to (inflatable) mammals. Excel Centre, Thursday & Friday: £16/£10/free, weekend: £18/£12/£6, book ahead, 16-19 February

TRIATHLON: Get your hands on the latest equipment, get advice and expert training assessments and be inspired with the London Triathlon Show. Excel, Various prices, book ahead, 11am-4pm

THE LONDONERS: Whether it's wrestling, waitressing or politics, London has become a hub for job seekers. Explore 400 years of London living with The Londoners: Portraits of a Working City, an exhibition covering the period 1447-1980. London Metropolitan Archives, free, just turn up, until 4 July


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Stage review: Patchy pirates at the Coliseum

Searching for a crowd-pleaser, ENO opts for a popular comic operetta. But unlike their blockbuster 20s-styled Mikado by Jonathan Miller, film director Mike Leigh delivers Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance surprisingly straight: no tweaks, no twerks, no tongue-in-cheek. Fortunately the singing is exemplary, especially young lovers Soraya Mafi and David Webb. And even if the jokes are mostly lost in time, Ashley Riches's Jack Whitehall-ish Pirate King and the resonant chorus of Policemen led by veteran bass John Tomlinson certainly make up for it. The Pirates of Penzance, English National Opera, London Coliseum, St Martin's Lane, WC2. From £12, 16 February-25 March ★★★☆☆ Johnny Fox Read more

Art review: Woolf's experimental sister

Vanessa Bell - Nude with Poppies. © The Estate of Vanessa Bell, courtesy of Henrietta Garnett

Vanessa Bell's sister, Virginia Woolf, may be better known, but Bell was an accomplished painter. She was constantly trying new styles and the influence of the likes of Matisse and Picasso can be seen in her work. But while there are some great works in this show, the exhibition highlights that Bell never really found her own distinctive style. Vanessa Bell at Dulwich Picture Gallery. £14, until 4 June ★★★☆☆ [Tuesday-Sunday]

Good cause for the day

FOR THE KIDS: Join a line up of talented comedians — including Nathan Caton, Mike Wozniak, Mae Martin and Tom Ward — at Chuckle for Children, and help raise funds for the Richard House Children's Hospice. Richard House Children's Hospice, £20, book ahead, 6.30pm

Fun things to do with our friends and sponsor Funzing...

London's Grime & Punishment Tour


Learn about London's debauched, drunken and disorderly history on this tour of the sordid side of the West End. Have you heard the story of the 15ft high tsunami of beer which rushed through the streets of London? Or about London's unluckiest theatre and most morbidly-located church? This tour will take you from the Covent Garden to Somerset House, entertaining you with tales of hangmen and criminals, prostitutes and paupers and the eccentric characters of Georgian London along the way.    Get tickets

Unlock Urban Camden: Street Art Tour


Camden's known for its street art, but how much do you really know about it? Explore the street art of Camden, and learn about the people who make it from an insider. You''ll visit pieces of street art that are off the beaten track, and get an insight into their possible meaning and inspiration. This two-hour tour will enable you to see Camden in a new light. Get tickets

Hidden London Tour


Visit old pubs, even older churches, hidden rivers, mysterious tunnels and more on this tour of hidden Londo. You'll hear tales of the myths and legends which made the City of London what it is today, and find out the area's links to nursery rhymes and literary figures. Get tickets

The Ultimate Harry Potter London Tour


Get sorted into one of the four magical houses of Hogwarts, and go in exploration of the city’s famous filming locations on this 2-hour walking tour. You’ll meet your guide outside the Palace Theatre, where Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is showing, and set off on your journey across town - following in the footsteps of Deatheaters, visiting the inspiration for Knocturn Alley, and marvelling at the Ministry of Magic. And you better brush up on your Potter knowledge, because you can earn points for your house along the way, by taking part in trivia quizzes. The winners? You’ll find out when the tour ends at Platform 9 3/4… Get tickets