Things To Do Today In London: Monday 4 December 2017

There'll be enough pooches to fuss over at Battersea Dogs & Cats Home Carol Concert, so leave your own pooches at home.

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BAILEYS TREAT STOP: Love Baileys? Get yourself down to Covent Garden for the Baileys Treat Stop. It's a pop-up cafe/bar where you can customise your Baileys drinks — pick your own toppings and flavours for a Baileys hot chocolate or latte, or go all out with the reindeer cocktail and sup Baileys out of a chocolate reindeer. Just turn up for the bar, book ahead for cocktail workshops, 4-17 December (closed 11 December)

MUSICAL RUMPUS: Even the most fidgety balls of energy will love this opera adventure, which has been specially created for babies and toddlers. Expect singing, music and plenty of interaction to keep your little one entertained. Rich Mix (Shoreditch), £8/£2, book ahead, 11am and 1.30pm, repeated on 6 December

BOAT TALK: Join other curious Londoners on this 100-year-old Dutch barge to hear a talk on tech and the future of health, then use your £5 voucher on a book from the boat's collection. Word on the Water (King's Cross), £20, book ahead, 6.30pm-8.30pm

CRAFT WORKSHOP: Bring nimble fingers to this craft workshop, where you'll be hand stitching cute wooden hoop Christmas decorations. Perfect for bare-looking trees or gift inspiration. For the Core (Shoreditch), £39, book ahead, 6.30pm-9.30pm

ROYAL SOCIETY LATE: Get your geek on at this science late, where you can draw and screen print images from the archives, tuck into treats from the festive food hall and explore Carlton House Terrace by candlelight. The Royal Society, free, just turn up, 6.30pm-10pm

HUMAN FLOW: Tonight a number of cinemas are screening the premiere of this new documentary from Chinese political artist Ai Wei Wei. Like a lot of his recent work, the film is a haunting portrayal of the refugee experience across 23 countries. Stick around for the post-screening discussion with Jon Snow and the artist himself. The Ritzy (Brixton), £15.70, book ahead, 7pm-10pm

‘1 Woman, A High-Flyer & A Flat Bottom’ completed a sell out run at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

CAPTURING THE CITY: From the congested streets of Tokyo's Shibuya crossing to the garment factories of Dhaka, to the homeless camps of San Francisco, this photo exhibition presents a snapshot of life across 62 cities. Hear Guardian photographer David Levene discuss his work tonight. Foyles (Charing Cross Road), £8, book ahead, 7pm-8pm

CAROL CONCERT: For a Christmas concert that will in all likelihood melt your heart, head to this Chelsea church, where you'll be greeted by Battersea's tail-wagging pooches, before settling in for a night of carol singing, all raising money for the excellent work done by Battersea Dogs and Cats Home. St Luke's Church (Chelsea), various prices, book ahead, 7pm

THE OFFICE QUIZ: Anyone who has binge-watched The Office can test their knowledge at this pub quiz. Bring your best David Brent moves for a robot dance-off. The Old Queens Head (Islington), free, book ahead, 7.30pm-10pm

BARBERSHOP CHRONICLES: Poet, performer and man of many talents, Inua Ellams has spent more time than most in barbershops around the world. The result of his travels is this honest and captivating play about the state of modern masculinity. It's received rave reviews and is sure to sell out so nab your ticket now. Dorfman Theatre, £25-£30, book ahead, 8pm,

SAMANTHA BAINES: In One Woman, a High-flyer and a Flat Bottom, stand up comic Samantha Baines takes you on a journey of the lost women of science through facts and puns, but mostly puns. Soho Theatre (upstairs), £13/£11, book ahead, 9pm

Good cause of the day: Feed your memories to this "memory powered Christmas tree"

This very modern Christmas tree, launched by terminal illness charity Marie Curie, is powered by social media. The idea is to shine a light on the charity's work helping families spend Christmas together and foster new memories with each other. The more positive memories you feed it (using the hashtag #LightUpXmas), the brighter it shines, so dig deep and get sharing. Next to the London Eye, free, just turn up, until 17 December


Fun things to do with our friends and sponsor Funzing.

Psychology of Attraction

Sex & Relationship mentor Colin Richards will will explain how our early life influences effect our attractions to others and our subsequent sexual behaviours. Colin will also then show you how by adopting a new way of listening and communicating, you can go a long way to overcoming repeated behaviour patterns to achieve the relationship and sexual connection you really want. Get tickets

The London Christmas Chocolate Tour

Looking for a yummy walking tour of London? Then you're in for a treat... this tour offers a glimpse round the high-end shopping district of Mayfair, to visit some of the finest artisan chocolatiers in the capital. And who better to show you round than former City cocoa and coffee trader, Paul Mansfield? There's plenty of free chocolates to go round too, with 7+ samples included and a 10% discount on the tour if you purchase from any of the shops. You might want to arrive on an empty stomach for this one! Get tickets

The London Christmas Lights Bike Tour

Wrap up warm and explore Christmassy London with a cycling tour through the city. From the bustling Christmas markets to spectacular light displays and Hyde Park's Winter Wonderland, get into the festive spirit pedalling around town. With great guides and clear roads (and hopefully skies), explore London in a different light. Get tickets

Forgotten Old London

Have you visited London's Roman ampitheatre? What about London's Medieval market places? Hear weird and wonderful tales of our beautiful city as you take a walking tour, seeing everything from centuries-old churches to the hanging place of William Wallace. Whether you've lived here all your life or are visiting for a few days, you're sure to learn something new about London. Get tickets