Things To Do Today In London: Monday 24 July 2017

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The Truman Show playing at Pitch Stratford

What we're reading

  • A new co-ed school for the stupendously wealthy is opening in Mayfair.
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  • Could there be an end in sight for smelly food on the Underground?

Things to do

WALKFIT CLASS: A low impact, outdoor workout involving bodyweight exercises mingled with brisk walking. The sessions are led by qualified military instructors — but don't let that put you off, it's just a fun way to burn some calories while you meet new people. Finsbury Park, free, book ahead, 9.30am-10.30am

TRANSGENDER ART: It's your last chance to catch the works of Byron Newman and Aphrodite Papadatou at the Herricks Gallery. Both artists take transgenders as their subject matter, but in very different ways — through photography and through canvas. Herrick Gallery (Piccadilly), free, just turn up, 11am - 6pm

GIN'S THE THING: If you like a good garden terrace, and you like a spot of gin, the good news is they have come together at Jason Atherton’s Temple & Sons where gin brand Warner Edwards is offering a taste of their exclusive one-off gin Jardin Blanc, which was distilled live on site at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show in May. Jason Atherton’s Temple & Sons, free, just turn up, noon-2.30pm/5.30pm-10pm

TRUMAN SHOW: Pitch Stratford's outdoor cinema is showing The Truman Show as part of its showcase of '80s and '90s classic films. Plant your butt on a bean bag chair and listen through the wireless headphones. Pitch Stratford, £12, book ahead, 5pm-10pm

TEQUILA TAKEOVER: To celebrate National Tequila Day, Salsa in Soho is giving away free margaritas for the first 150 punters through the door. Make sure you quote ‘national tequila day’ for your complimentary cocktail. Salsa (Soho), free, just turn up, doors open at 5pm-close

NEW MUSIC: Grab a burger and spend a few hours listening to the sounds of blues and folk -pop as Alex Seel, Moody Will & the Roll, Anemary, Cecil and Diego Philips take to the stage in a night of live performances showcasing new music. The Half Moon (Putney), £2.50/£10, book ahead, 7.30pm-11pm  

Kate T performs at 100 Wardour St

SCANDALOUS POLITICS: It's been a time of upheaval in world politics, from Donald Trump's shock election win to the majority vote for Nigel Farage’s Brexit campaign. These issues are confronted head in Theatre Renegade's In Response To... Politics, where all profits from the evening will be donated to Liberty, to protect civil liberties and promote human rights. The Other Palace (Victoria), £20, book ahead, 8pm

SOULFUL SINGING: An evening of music good for the soul, Kate T is performing at 100 Wardour St with an arrangement of jazz, soul, R'n'B and pop — from Stevie Wonder to Ed Sheeran. 100 Wardour Street, book ahead, 8pm-10pm

FREE COMEDY: Spend an evening at Carmen Lynch's Edinburgh preview show as she shares her twisted stand-up comedy, discussing everything from Jesus to giraffes, scoliosis to her Spanish mother. The Betsey Trotwood (Clerkenwell), free, book ahead, 8pm-10.30pm


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Art review: vulnerable figures

Copyright Jayne Anita Smith

Jayne Anita Smith has drawn and painted delicately intricate figures in stages of vulnerability. Some are shown on their own, while others are huddled together en masse. Beautifully drawn with their features just visible, this is an impressive set of new work. Jayne Anita Smith: Fool's Paradise at Coates & Scarry, 8 Duke Street, St James’s, SW1Y 6BN, free. Until 29 July ★★★★☆ (Monday-Saturday) Tabish Khan

Theatre review: Bridget Jones's bedsit

Touch may come from the same stable as the amazing Fleabag,but drops the posh and goes Welsh. Imagine Stacey left Gavin for a squalid London bedsit, a diet of Echo Falls, microwave dinners and random sex and you have Amy Morgan’s deliciously messed-up Dee. We get that 30-something women own their own sex lives, but there are plenty of hilarious moments of domestic as well as actual sluttery in Vicky Jones’ sharp script. Its real smarts come to light when Edward Bluemel’s horse-hung teenage intern and James Clyde’s hairbrush-wielding spank daddy each deliver some home truths about Dee’s Guardian-derived politics and morality. A show to see, and definitely a writer to watch. Read more here. Touch, Soho Theatre, Dean Street, W1  £26-31. Until 26 August ★★★★☆  [Monday-Saturday] Johnny Fox

Food review: summer menu sorcery

With the introduction of Ping Pong's new summer menu, our initial sighs of disappointment that the bao were already sold out were soon overwhelmed by smacking lips as the smoked chilli chicken wings hit the table. The honey-glazed spare ribs were sticky and gorgeously sweet, though we could have done with double the sauce. You could take or leave the soy chicken skewers, but the arrival of the rice burger sliders had us wide-eyed at the buns made out of sticky rice and teeth-sinkingly tender pork. We could have done with another plate of those. What really blew our socks off, somewhat unusually for Ping Pong, was dessert. Their coconut ash ice cream was just what we needed after a meal of intense and syrupy flavours. The strong coconut taste had summer written all over it, and yes, the charcoal black colouring was a fun novelty. We might go back just for ice cream. Ping Pong, 23-24 Maiden Lane, WC2E 7NA ★★★★☆ Eleana Overett

Good cause of the day: Love Island quiz

Head to The Hare and Hounds Pub tonight for a Love Island themed pub quiz and a screening of the final, live on the big screen. Get your team names at the ready — there will be a prize for the best one — and don't forget to check out the bar for a cheeky Sex in the Hideaway cocktail. Money raised on the night will be donated to the Alzheimer's Society, and additional donations are welcome. The Hare and Hounds Pub, £2 per head/ £10 for team of 6, book ahead, 24 July, 7.30pm-11pm

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London's Grime & Punishment Tour


Learn about London's debauched, drunken and disorderly history on this tour of the sordid side of the West End. Have you heard the story of the 15ft high tsunami of beer which rushed through the streets of London? Or about London's unluckiest theatre and most morbidly-located church? This tour will take you from the Covent Garden to Somerset House, entertaining you with tales of hangmen and criminals, prostitutes and paupers and the eccentric characters of Georgian London along the way.    Get tickets

Unlock Urban Camden: Street Art Tour


Camden's known for its street art, but how much do you really know about it? Explore the street art of Camden, and learn about the people who make it from an insider. You''ll visit pieces of street art that are off the beaten track, and get an insight into their possible meaning and inspiration. This two-hour tour will enable you to see Camden in a new light. Get tickets

Hidden London Tour


Visit old pubs, even older churches, hidden rivers, mysterious tunnels and more on this tour of hidden Londo. You'll hear tales of the myths and legends which made the City of London what it is today, and find out the area's links to nursery rhymes and literary figures. Get tickets

The Ultimate Harry Potter London Tour


Get sorted into one of the four magical houses of Hogwarts, and go in exploration of the city’s famous filming locations on this 2-hour walking tour. You’ll meet your guide outside the Palace Theatre, where Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is showing, and set off on your journey across town - following in the footsteps of Deatheaters, visiting the inspiration for Knocturn Alley, and marvelling at the Ministry of Magic. And you better brush up on your Potter knowledge, because you can earn points for your house along the way, by taking part in trivia quizzes. The winners? You’ll find out when the tour ends at Platform 9 3/4… Get tickets