Things To Do Today In London: Friday 21 July 2017

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World Gin Day was last month, but why stop celebrating?

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REFUGE IN ART: It's your last chance to explore the stories of real stories of refugees through Raquel Chinchetru's art, which looks at both individual and collective perspectives of people seeking asylum. Conway Hall, free, just turn up, 9am-10pm

LOOKS LIKE BASQUIAT: It's not the work of that American though — instead this comes from celebrated LA contemporary artist Danny Minnick. His whimsical style and sensibility mean his characters elicit a more heartfelt reaction than his comparator. Maddox Gallery (Mayfair), free, just turn up, 10am-6pm

DISCOVER CROSSRAIL: Crossrail has dug a lot of dirt. Discover key details about the area, from archeological findings to never-before-heard stories in unique buildings, unexpected spaces and new viewpoints on this Museum of London guided walk. Tottenham Court Road, £25, book ahead, 11am-1pm

HATTON GARDEN FESTIVAL: Hatton Garden plays host to two jam packed days of entertainment, competitions, talks, workshops and the big Diamond hunt — perfect for those who are thinking of popping the big question sometime soon... Hatton Garden, free, just turn up, midday-6pm (and tomorrow)

GIN AND TONIC: World Gin Day was last month, but we can see no reason to stop celebrations. There's a pop up gin bar outside St Pancras, so bottoms up. St Pancras Renaissance Hotel, free, just turn up, 5pm-10pm

The nearest we'll get to a new Shakespeare play

CROWDED: Become a guinea pig in the crowd at Crowd Control Festival, where researchers have planned a weekend of exhibitions, experiments and spontaneous happenings. It's to test the collective interactions between individuals, groups and their environments. Hackney Wick, free, 6pm-9pm, until Sunday 23 July

FAWTLY TOWERS: Don't worry, we're not being unfair on Holiday Inn — they're hosting this comedy dinner event, where Basil, Sybil and Manuel do their very best to look after you in the only only way they know how. Chaos and mayhem served in large portions. Holiday Inn London Bexley, £35, book ahead, 7pm

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU: No not you, silly, it's just a screening of the film at a park in Fulham. Bring something comfy to sit on, grab a cold pint from the fully stocked bar and stuff your face with popcorn for a great night. Bishop's Park (Fulham), £12, book ahead, 7.30pm-late

IMPROMPTU SHAKESPEARE: Wouldn't it be great if Shakespeare was still around, knocking out a few plays? This is the nearest we'll get, as this quick thinking cast throw together an improvised Shakespeare play on the spot, inspired by audience suggestions. The Nursery Theatre, £8, book ahead, 8pm-10pm

PUTTING NZ ON THE MAP: Fans of Flight of the Conchords will love this tribute night, dedicated to finding out if Australians can ever feel love. Expect lots of tunes and the challenge of having to listen to Bowie, Shaggy and The West Side Story soundtrack all on one night. Dead Dolls House (Islington), £7, book ahead, 9pm-2am


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There's a new way to see the exquisite baroque paintings that line the walls and ceilings of the Painted Hall at the Old Royal Naval College. Rather than admiring them from the ground, you can now ascend a 60ft high observation deck and get up-close to the artwork, exploring the mysteries and intricacies of these masterpieces.

It's all due to the fact that the Hall's 40,000sq ft of paintings are being restored in a major conservation project. On this limited edition tour you'll see the conservators at work too. The Painted Hall Ceiling Tour really is a viewing experience like no other — find out more here.


Art review: talking heads

Floating top halves of heads are suspended from the ceiling in a darkened gallery. Duck underneath and peek inside to see what they represent, each one covering a part of our personalities, including jealousy and the ego. Then there's a clever touch you'll notice upon looking down: they project a speech bubble of light on the floor. It’s an enjoyable and playful installation from ceramic sculptor Emma Hart. Emma Hart: Mamma Mia! At Whitechapel Gallery, until 3 September, free ★★★★☆ (Tuesday-Sunday) Tabish Khan

Food review: peak Hackney

Oslo is very Hackney. It has its own lager, an extensive cocktail list, the walls are lined with exposed brick, there’s a trendy live music venue upstairs and it’s even right next to the Overground station. Not that any of this is a bad thing, indeed quite the opposite. Instead all these factors combine to make Oslo an excellent after work drinks spot. Then to top it all off there’s the delicious food. The steak is done to perfection, topped with juicy tomatoes and a delicious sauce on the side. Our inventive veggie burger was a nice change from the usual falafel or mushroom trend, instead stuffing copious amounts of delicious goats' cheese between the buns. The only downside were the chips that had us worrying about our sodium levels; we wonder if they were bathed in salt. Still, you’ll forget all about them after washing down the meal with a perfect pink caipirinha. Oslo, 1A Amhurst Road, E8 1LL, ★★★★☆ Harry Rosehill

Theatre review: a sad, delicate swansong

Kevin Elyot scored a huge success with his 1994 tragicomic gay play ‘My Night With Reg’ but his later playscripts floated beneath the radar as his career focused on Marples and Poirots for TV, so this smartly-cast outing for Twilight Song is its first. Sadly, despite a few crisp one-liners it’s a frail Rattiganesque slice of sixties’ repressed sexuality contrasted with an awkward contemporary tryst between Adam Garcia’s cash-strapped estate-agent-turned-hustler and Paul Higgins’ desperate mothers’ boy. However, Philip Bretherton and Hugh Ross play a glorious gentlemanly pair of ripe and conflicted old fruits. Twilight Song. Park Theatre, Wells Terrace, London N4. £18.50-29.50, until 12 August. [Monday-Saturday]  ★★★☆☆ Johnny Fox

Good cause for the day

PEDAL FOR POVERTY: Pedal a pedibus around the city, passing famous buildings and raising money for charity. Come as an individual, or take on the challenge as a team — just make sure you've got enough pedal power. London Bridge, £25, book ahead, 3.30pm, 30th July

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London's Grime & Punishment Tour


Learn about London's debauched, drunken and disorderly history on this tour of the sordid side of the West End. Have you heard the story of the 15ft high tsunami of beer which rushed through the streets of London? Or about London's unluckiest theatre and most morbidly-located church? This tour will take you from the Covent Garden to Somerset House, entertaining you with tales of hangmen and criminals, prostitutes and paupers and the eccentric characters of Georgian London along the way.    Get tickets

Unlock Urban Camden: Street Art Tour


Camden's known for its street art, but how much do you really know about it? Explore the street art of Camden, and learn about the people who make it from an insider. You''ll visit pieces of street art that are off the beaten track, and get an insight into their possible meaning and inspiration. This two-hour tour will enable you to see Camden in a new light. Get tickets

Hidden London Tour


Visit old pubs, even older churches, hidden rivers, mysterious tunnels and more on this tour of hidden Londo. You'll hear tales of the myths and legends which made the City of London what it is today, and find out the area's links to nursery rhymes and literary figures. Get tickets

The Ultimate Harry Potter London Tour


Get sorted into one of the four magical houses of Hogwarts, and go in exploration of the city’s famous filming locations on this 2-hour walking tour. You’ll meet your guide outside the Palace Theatre, where Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is showing, and set off on your journey across town - following in the footsteps of Deatheaters, visiting the inspiration for Knocturn Alley, and marvelling at the Ministry of Magic. And you better brush up on your Potter knowledge, because you can earn points for your house along the way, by taking part in trivia quizzes. The winners? You’ll find out when the tour ends at Platform 9 3/4… Get tickets