Have you ever wanted to dress up as a giant penis and waddle across the Olympic Park?
Of course you have. And this September sees the perfect opportunity, with the return of the Great Willy Waddle.
The idea is simple: you slip into an inflatable cock then walk or run 2km around the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park with a bunch of likeminded dong impersonators.
The phallic challenge is all in aid of a good cause. You'll be raising money for Orchid, a charity that works on behalf of people with testicular, prostate and penile cancers.
To take part, you must be 16 years or over, raise a minimum of £100 (plus £25 registration fee) and not be afraid of looking like a gigantic wobbly penis. Of course, you can always go along for the LOLs if you just want to see a few hundred wobbly members wavering around the park.
The event takes place on 19 September 2024, 5-7pm and you can register here.
And the best bit is that you get to keep your willy costume for all those other occasions in life when a massive inflatable cock might come in handy.
