Sorry, but London just does things better. World class theatre? Check. Best restaurants anywhere? Yup. Quaint village fetes? Er actually, yes.
The Soho Village Fete — which is on Sunday 19 July 2026 — has been going for half a century now. Organised by the Soho Society, it's the kind of do you'd expect to find going on in the vicar's back garden (in fact, this takes place in the grounds of St Anne's Church, so not far off).
There's tea and cake, morris dancing, splat the rat, a raffle... all that parochial jazz, and very pleasant it is too.
But this is Soho, people, and so you can also expect a tug of war between the police and fire brigade (surely the firefighters win this every year?), a spaghetti-scoffing contest, a human fruit machine, a best in show where pooches must dress like royalty — plus snail racing.
There's also six hours of live music at the French House's stall bar.
As for the pièce de résistance: that would be the well-documented Soho Waiters' Race, the finest possible display of Soho eccentricity, in which local bars and restaurants put up a sucker runner to leg it up Dean Street, whip around Soho Square, come back along Greek and Romilly Streets, then back to the starting point outside the French House.
The catch, of course, is that they must carry a tray with various things perched on it. Lining the street with a beaker of Cidre Breton and cheering on this whimsical feat of athleticism is surely one of the great joys of London in summer.
Soho Village Fete, St Anne's (accessible via Wardour Street), Sunday 19 July 2026, 12pm-6pm, free. There's a capacity of 500 at any given time, so arrive early and prepare to queue for a bit. Soho Society members get priority entry.
