Ever wished you could attend Hogwarts style classes, led by wacky tutors, and learn a bit of magic? Well Orchideous! Now you can.
Hexborn's School of Sorcery invites you to step inside the twisting tunnels beneath Waterloo station, choose a house and enrol on classes that include Jinxes, Hexes & Spells; Magical Flora and Fauna; Potions & Elixirs, and Prophecy.
While uncovering the mysteries of your new school and impressing professors with your knowledge of mythical beasts, the table will be piled high with feasting food courtesy of Popco. Bubbling cauldrons are also promised, and Popco have a track record of these.
The event itself is the handiwork of Fat Rascal Theatre, known for their outrageous comedy musicals, including one called Vulvarine.
While Hexborn's would appear to borrow liberally from JK Rowling's back catalogue, it's not an official Potter set up. So don't expect to be sharing your cauldron with Daniel Radcliffe.
Hexborn's School of Sorcery, The Vaults, Waterloo, 15 September 2020-10 January 2021, tickets from £50